And we mean romantically too!
No we don't. Just because they're probably getting introduced to each other's parents even as you read this doesn't necessarily mean things between them are heating up – although they are. not. That awkward period placement is gonna get us in trouble. It's the key.board, not. us.
Anyhow – right now Mike Tyson and Lindsay Lohan are probably sharing their innermost thoughts and feelings with each other. And about eight other people. In a circular formation. Because they're both in the same rehab clinic.
Mike Tyson, famed actor in the epic movie picture film Rocky Balboa, is going back into his cage. And by cage we mean rehab, because those places treat you like a stupid animal. For instance, they don't even let you enjoy crack on the freaking weekends, and the workers there get overly mad when you hit them with sticky cups of urine. Free Tara Conner!
Oh come on, we're pulling your leg. Really rehab places are fantastic – most of them have all the finest amenities. They've got those new fangled electric bread toasters, they've got indoor johnny-on-the-spots, and they've got wall holes what pump in heat. And they've got Lindsay Lohan.
'What's that?' you must be asking! Mike Tyson is in Lindsay Lohan's rehab clinic? He is! Entertainmentwise explains it like this:
"…'Iron' Mike has checked into LA’s Wonderland Centre to beat his addiction to alcohol, in another chapter in his sad fall from grace. This is of course the same rehab centre that Lindsay Lohan is attending in her own battle against the bottle."
We think it's good they have each other, because addicts are like sticks. If you have just one stick it's easy to break, but if you have two sticks bundled together, they'd still be easy to break but you'd have to kind of twist them more. A medicine man told us that once while he hand-fed us sugar cubes during an elaborate $300 indian ritual. That chap had a very wise aura.
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Freddy Vs Jason says
First comment! She’s a lucky girl. Of all the ear-chewing rapists around, Tyson will always be the people’s champ
Tirpitz says
Their common thing: Inventory of prison.