Every impressionable young girl needs a role model, and Americans can be proud of the role model selected to represent their country. Miss USA Tara Conner has beauty, talent, intelligence, and apparently a penchant for every vice under the sun.
The latest item in this after school special in the making is Tara Conner’s confession to Matt Lauer on The Today Show that she used cocaine before entering rehab. Were this a game of Bad Beauty Queen Bingo, Tara Conner's last admission of cocaine use would have given us a full house, and we'd have probably won a speedboat or something. So, Tara Conner, thank you for being such a shoddy role model that you won us a speedboat in an imaginary game of bingo that doesn't exist. We owe you one.
Tara Conner’s struggle with drugs and alcohol became public late last year at the tender age of 21, and she went the way of Lindsay Lohan by entering rehab on December 21. The issue of whether or not troubled Tara would lose her crown had us biting our nails with anxious intrigue. Donald Trump, owner of the Miss USA franchise, elected not to relieve Tara Conner of her crown. Trump said "I’ve always been a believer in second chances." It’s probably highly unlikely that Trumpy’s decision had to do with the transgressor being an extraordinarily beautiful pageant winner. He’s so not into that kind of thing. Just ask his thirty-something supermodel wife,
Melania.
The contrite Conner expounded on her past indiscretions to Matt Lauer on The Today Show, which airs today. In the interview, Tara Conner reveals another narcotic confession and admits the use of cocaine before entering rehab. She stated:
"I was an equal-opportunity [user] – I would try anything once.”
Equal-opportunity user… was that her platform for the Miss USA Pageant? Equal opportunity for all drugs… and world peace. It’s so great to see such fervent non-discrimination in a society fraught with drugs that are not getting the chance to be used as often as others.
Miss USA was also cited for alleged promiscuity and being unreliable when it came to public appearances. Has anyone checked to make sure this isn’t Keith Richards we’re talking about? We’re just sayin’, someone should double check. They’re working miracles with plastic surgery these days.
Okay, let’s review… Drugs? Check. Alcohol? Check. Promiscuity? Check. Unreliability? Check. I think we’ve all learned a valuable lesson today, which is that the future Miss USA contestants need not fear…it appears that you can do pretty much anything and not get your crown taken away.
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Eatin says
drug use is so rife these days… maybe Trump can create a brand-new Miss Coke Whore USA to give them something to struggle for
Tess says
I do not believe her and I think she is a ‘media whore’ for selling herself out. Shame on her parents for allowing this to happen. She is a beautiful young woman and Mr. Trump should be ashamed of himself for exploiting the young girls as he has done for his own profit! It does not matter though he has money and that is all that counts in the Western World!!