LeAnn Rimes is famous for two primary reasons – her blissfully happy marriage and the fact that she’s not famous.
Or at least she was. Now that LeAnn Rimes’ blissfully happy marriage has withered, she’s only really famous for not being famous any more. And since we’re writing about LeAnn Rimes now, we can’t even be certain of that. Honestly, what is LeAnn Rimes for?
Anyway, LeAnn Rimes is divorcing her husband Dean Sheremet, just days after the man she was reported to be having an affair with divorced his wife. Gosh, wouldn’t it be weird if they ended up together?
We should probably warn you now that this news won’t be for everyone. For starters, you’ll need to be a LeAnn Rimes fan to fully appreciate it, and that more or less rules out everybody who isn’t the squirrel-eating redneck wife of a long-distance truck driver. Oh, and also you’ll need to suffer from a neurological condition that affects your short-term memory, because that’s the only way that any of this will actually seem like news. Everyone else, you’re excused.
So, LeAnn Rimes. Married to a man by the name of Dean Sheremet for seven years. Made a TV movie with a man called Eddie Cibrian this year. Apparently had some sort of affair with Cibrian, as evidenced by a video of LeAnn Rimes sucking his fingers in a restaurant. Got called a stalker by Cibrian’s wife. Suddenly decided to split up with her husband. Appeared in public with Cibrian as he divorced his wife. And that’s where we are today.
What’s the logical next step? That’s right – LeAnn Rimes divorcing her husband for good. And, by golly, that’s what she’s done. LeAnn has written on her website:
“After much thoughtful mutual consideration, Deane (sic) and I have agreed to move forward with dissolving our marriage . This decision was amicable and we remain committed and caring friends with great admiration for one another. Thank you so much for all of? your continued love and support ? it is deeply appreciated.”
That’s very sweet of LeAnn Rimes – and emotionally mature, too. We just hope that one day we can be in a committed and caring relationship with someone who we can leave the instant a minor star of Baywatch Nights makes moon eyes at us during the filming of a terrible-looking TV movie. And if we can forget how to spell their name in a tossed-off 50-word divorce announcement, then we’ll have really hit the jackpot.
But anyway, LeAnn Rimes is divorcing her husband. Just to save us from writing about this tedious story ever again, let’s just plot out the inevitable course it’s bound to take. First LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are going to get married. Then Eddie Cibrian will get LeAnn Rimes pregnant. Then they’ll both give their baby a horrific, woefully-spelled name. And that’ll be the end of it.
Our money’s on Gossyuua, by the way. Or Soozuyn.
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nathalie says
I think you forget to mention that they will also probably get picked up for some god-awful reality show, on I dunno one of the less important cable channels