Remember Eddie Cibrian, the man who LeAnn Rimes wasn’t anywhere near having an affair with? Remember him?
Well you’ll never guess what. He’s only fallen in love with LeAnn Rimes. We don’t know what caused this dramatic turnaround, but we can only assume that the intensity of the media speculation about whether they were having an affair or not drove Eddie Cibrian into the arms of LeAnn Rimes. That’s the only logical explanation.
That or, you know, they met on the set of a TV movie and both decided to cheat on their respective partners. But that can’t be it.
Well, this is a sad day for everyone. LeAnn Rimes has taken her relationship with Eddie Cibrian public by stepping out with him at a Kings Of Leon concert, ending months of speculation. And when we said it was a sad day for everyone, we meant everyone. For LeAnn Rimes’ husband, it marks the culmination of months of betrayal. For Eddie Cibrian it marks the moment that he primarily becomes known as a marriage wrecker, instead of before when nobody knew him at all. And for LeAnn Rimes, it marks the time when we can all stop being interested in her again.
Actually, no, we take that back. It’s not a sad day for Eddie Cibrian’s wife Brandi Glanville at all. In fact, judging by all the hoo-hah she’s making about this, you’d be forgiven for thinking that it was the best day of her entire life. Brandi Glanville has gone through a lot – she suffered in silence through that video of LeAnn Rimes sucking on Eddie Cibrian’s fingers, she stood by her husband in the face of all the infidelity claims, she even accused LeAnn Rimes of being a stalker at one point, that her reaction to this has all come gushing out at once. People reports:
“He’s just somebody I don’t know. I don’t understand. You think you know one thing and you wake up and it’s all been a lie. I’m just like, ‘You know what? You’re not the man I married.'” She adds that she has spoken with Rimes twice recently, and told her, “‘He’s all yours.’ … There is one side of him that I absolutely love and always will, but that side of him is not the side I’m divorcing.”
It’s always sad when a marriage goes awry – and even sadder when it happens to two marriages – but when it happens to two people we don’t really care about, and nobody comes out of it looking even slightly good, then we think we’re probably OK about it.
But what’s done is done. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are together now, and everyone just has to accept that. Hey, maybe they’ll even have kids together. Wow, we wonder what they’ll be like. Will they have LeAnn’s hair, or Eddie’s eyes? One thing’s for sure – with a mixture of genes like that, the kids won’t be even remotely famous.