This isn’t really a question on anybody’s lips, but just pretend that it is – why is Kelsey Grammer getting divorced?
His political views? The fact that he cut his glorious mullet off? The fact that he’s a terrible, terrible, awful father and he deserves to be locked in a cellar? No, it’s definitely not that last one. We know this because Kelsey Grammer has denied claims that his wife left him because he couldn’t be bothered to speak to his own children on Father’s Day.
In fact, Kelsey Grammer says that he did speak to his kids on Father’s Day, and that he loves both of them – Whatshername and The Fat One With The Nose or whatever they’re called – equally. Heartwarming.
It’s not really news that Kelsey Grammer is getting divorced. After all, this is his third marriage – so the story doesn’t have the shock value of Al Gore‘s divorce after 40 years of marriage or the hilarity of Larry King‘s millionth divorce.
But what does make it news is the way that Kelsey Grammer has decided to tell the world what a good dad he is. You see, it had been claimed that Grammer’s wife Camille walked out on him when he didn’t call his two young children on Father’s Day. But, thanks to a combination of the internet and a bizarre need to over-share every single aspect of his entire poxy life, Kelsey Grammer has come forward to deny the story. See? He’s a good dad. No, he’s a great dad. Here’s what he wrote on his website:
“The truth is I did call my kids that evening. Frankly, I was surprised that they did not call me in the morning but I was thousands of miles away and working that day so I didn’t give it a second thought. I called them to see how they were doing as I do almost every night at around the same time, 11 p.m. my time, 8 p.m. their time, just before they go to bed.”
See? Kelsey Grammer is a great… well, actually, no, he’s not a great dad, is he? He’s just essentially berated his own infant children on the internet for not calling him on Father’s Day. But never mind, this is Kelsey Grammer we’re talking about about. We’re sure he’ll find a way to prove what a brilliant dad he is soon.
What’s that? Kelsey has also come forward to say that the mysterious blonde who he was seen getting cozy with at a restaurant recently was actually his daughter from his first marriage? See? Kelsey Grammer really is an excellent father. Well, maybe more creepy than excellent, but let’s not get into semantics here.
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simon says
Last time I checked, it’s up to the kids to call Dad on Father’s Day, not the other way around. They are also not “infant children,” you moron. They are 8 and 5 and their MOTHER should have instructed them and helped them make the call to their Dad. Clearly, you just don’t like Kelsey Grammer and it shows.