Remember Daphne and Celeste? They were cool weren’t they? They went to the Reading festival and out-punked the punks. They did the right thing and quit after their brief success.
Someone else who remembers Daphne and Celeste is Madonna.
How so? Well, her new single, which has been leaked online like an open pus-sore, sounds just like ’em! Or, if you prefer, it sounds like something Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas would put out and subsequently be ashamed of. Wanna hear it?
Madge hasn’t been having a great time of it of late. First of all, it transpired that she hated you and your stupid floral gifts. Then, some dry-heave inducing nude pictures leaked online.
Now, topping those two woeful incidents, she’s putting out a really, really terrible single.
It’s clear that Madonna doesn’t know how to keep up in the world of pop anymore as she’s being outfoxed by GaGa, out dirtied by Rihanna and out cutesied by everyone else.
As such, she is seemingly going for the Crazy Frog approach and creating a track which is irritatingly ear-wormy and something of a novelty single.
She even feels the need to say her own name in the song, over and over, because she’s worried we’ve all forgotten about her.
Have a listen.
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JP! says
Terrible, terrible song.
And, as always, her aging gay fan base will eat it up, and it’ll have 10
“DJ COVERS” by month’s end.
Nothing against the gays, but guys, it’s time to move on… in fact, that time came 10+ years ago. Madonna is NOT relevant!
Again, an overly-produced studio track that sounds nothing like her real singing voice, only this time it’s pretty much “Oh Mickey You’re So Fine!” circa 1982.
Yeah, I know, the song’s just called “Mickey”, by Toni Basil, but you get the picture…
Lame, lame, lame…
Michael says
Time to move on but not to Ga Ga and Pink and Adele. As for ageing, Ga will one day too and I bet in a couple of decades sites like this will be knifing her too. Don’t like it don’t listen, simple.