Tis the season for leaked nude photographs and, sadly, this time around, it’s a hard-bodied Madonna who we’re getting to gawp at, who, at the time of press, is roughly the same age as the horizon.
That’s right! She’s been having a photoshoot and some wag has leaked some snaps of her before anyone can airbrush.
And yes, she’s topless. So no, they’re totally NSFW. They’re not even SFE (‘safe for Earth’).
Anyway, Madonna appears in these photos with her gym-honed limbs, all sinewy and veiny like four particularly large penises.
And there’s the stomach. Boy what a gut! It looks like you could bounce coins from it.? Alas, the skin doth sag over it like a soil bedsheet over a mattress made from concrete.
Her wig is a thing of beauty too.
Feel free to say “Well, I think she looks great for her age!” or “When you’ve achieved what she’s achieved, then you can criticise!” because, as we all know, no-one is allowed an opinion on anything unless some arbitrary rules have been put in place beforehand, like wealth or influence.
Or in Madonna’s case, the existence of ‘Into The Groove’.
In fairness, it is an absolutely perfect record… but still, that won’t stop us from sneering. IT’S ALL WE’VE GOT! Now look at her naked. Again.
GODDAMMIT.
*****UPDATE*****
If you’re looking for dodgy Madonna n00dz, then sorry. We had to take them down because SOMEONE threatened us with legal action. The place we originally saw them may have them. They’re EB&D so visit them. If not, we’re pretty sure you’ll be able to find them somewhere on Google Images with the Safe Search switched off.
And so. By way of apology for not being able to find what you’re looking for, here’s something else to gawp at.
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Selena says
thats is so mean of you to post this,NOW as a woman NO WOMAN would want her pics on the internet, If someone did this to me I’d kill myself,honestly Madonna has 2 children she gave birth too,when I saw this I felt sad,this so mean for anyone to stoop to this level and post pics of anyone in this condition, honestly thats just wrong,cruel and evil,I hope this comes around and kicks you in the ass.Thats just mean, you heartless people,Madonna has kids who will see this & her family,would you want the world to see you? Madonna is a person she totally was not knowing someone was taking pics of her like this,I think you photoshoped her like this!
fredo says
Wow, I’m impressed, I think her body is fab! Like it!
Jim says
I agree with you Selena whoever posted these should be ashamed of themselves
bblounge.co.za says
Yeah it is
kim says
i think she looks great. even 22 yr olds get airbrushed in mags. this is a hot mamma!
SewerUrchin says
In the first picture, she looks like she’s holding part of someone’s intestine. I think it’s how she stays youn- OK, well, not YOUNG, but immortal. Seriously, if you look closely at ancient tapestries and the like, you can see some bint in a cone-shaped bra rubbing her crotch on stuff. Eerie.
Sanne says
I think she looks gorgeos!
julz says
I hope I look that good at her age, its just ashame that this follows Fame
me says
I agree that anyone who is posting this kind of pics should be ashamed and I feel sorry for Madonna.
But I don’t think she looks that great, those pics grose me out. Her body just looks sick (not in the good way…) and no…I am surely not jealous of her and her body.
Boo Boo Kittens says
Selena, really, you’d kill yourself? Wow, your self-esteem must be soaring. Maybe instead, you’d accept what you really look like, and stop having every magazine airbrush like crazy. MAYBE you could tell the world, this is what I, a supposed superstar, looks like, and try to help young girls and women alike in their image problems.
Oh wait no, you’d rather just opt out the easy way. Ah, classy.
adriaan says
i prefere a naturale women with al little bit of meat, this body is makes me sick.
Pete says
She is a MILF!!!
chrisleg1 says
She is got the time and money for fitness and chirurgy !
Personally, I do not like her body, it is too much developed the muscle, too dry
she neither is glamorous, nor pulpy!
thierryb says
woah like a grand mother but with muscles of a man. look like a Transexual?
Yola says
The body seams ok !!! but she does not look like a real women !!!
where is the sensuality ? where is the beauty ? …
runrun says
faudrait pas vieillir !!!
chuckie says
you total cunts she’s 54 for fuck’s sake
sonja says
Oke. Could someone tell me WHY we should feel sorry for her? Okay I admit, I wouldn’t be happy if someone posts pictures like that of me on the internet, but these doesn’t look like sneaky papparazzi pics. SHE IS ACTUALLY POSING. I’m sorry but if you don’t wan’t your saggy butt to be spread on the internet, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON for f*cks sake.
D says
Still growing strong, awesome body at the age of 53….., by the way you who complains. Madonna have always chased exposure in one way or another.. there is other pictures simulair to these were Madonna was “nude” and the director!
Tom says
Great body, skin etc..great
jason says
This photoshoot was done at the end of her sticky and Sweet tour where she performed over 60 shows in a few months. This explains why her body is so thin and no fat whatsoever which makes your skin saggier. Any normal person would lose loads of weight doing that many shows and with as much dancing + acrobatics that Madonna does in her shows.
I do agree they are very unflattering but she does look good considering how thin she is. Normally, she has a bit more weight on like she does now and would not look so bad. And she’s 53!
Lara says
She has a great body, wish I would look like that at 50 y old and after 2 pregnancies :)
Only thing is that she should eat more. It’s all a bit to dry now and the skinnyness only makes her look older. .
rademi says
But the f***** is wrong with you???
leila says
i agree with you selena
gucci cyborg says
Mof Gummers, it’s obvious you are a LOSER. Hope you have text neck.
Joey Tavares says
Wow. She looks f*cking hot. Impressive.
Bekir Balli says
Hi Selena, please send me your nude pics…
Not telling says
What I wanna see is some of the people who are making these comments.
felicia says
hahahaha oh Mof. You should be the one to talk… you’re not even close to the average looking male. At 50 you’ll probably be dead, or alone with a shitty blog and a fab wig… what will you leave for you’re kids? a list of complaints and $10, 000 debt? Are you sure you’re not a madonna fan that didn’t get to go to her orlando show…
oh ugly, bitchy Mof. stop blogging. nobody gives a fuck about your witless shitty life.
LMAO says
Erm, I believe that ya misspelled it there Pete…
Try GILF!!!
LMAO says
The “Great Self Promoter” ought to market those flabulous pics as refrigerator magnets for people wanting to lose weight, or even their lunch!!! “Works for me”, I say while blowing chunks…