When us mere mortals make some kind of gesture to an incredibly wealthy celebrity, we expect our meagre offerings to be useless to them, but at least met with some vague gratefulness, right?
What on Earth could you offer someone who has probably already bought everything in the world? Including actual humans from Africa.
And so, when someone tried to do something nice for Madonna, instead of simply being pleased that someone wanted to put a smile on that horribly wizened face of hers, she threw it all back at us like a spoiled git.
While Madge was promoting her awful film and expecting us plebs to fork out our money on watching it in some wretched cinema, someone gave her a flower.
Isn’t that nice? Giving flowers to people is lovely isn’t it?
However, Madonna hates the general public and was caught out on the microphone – which you’d assume she’d know the workings of, what with her being a professional singer for roughly 800 years – saying that she ‘loathed’ a flower bouquet given to her.
In unedited footage from her Venice Film Festival press conference, we see Madonna handed a gigantic purple hydrangea.
She cracks a smile so fake that a politician would spit their tea through their nose with laughter, before grimacing and muttering:
?I absolutely loathe hydrangeas.?
We would’ve preferred the whole ‘Oh thank-you! How thoughtful!’ but y’know, this is Madonna. She hates us. She hates us all.
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Kaso says
Seriously, not a bouquet. A hydrangea, a fking ugly flower, what is she supposed to do with it. It wasn’t a nice gesture ; it was a dumb idea.
JoeMomma says
BURN THE WITCH!
Mangosta says
She should go up a treat seeing as she appears to be made entirely of kindling and walnuts.
d says
She was just upset it wasn’t something she could shove up her wahoo so therefore it was useless to her
Cookie Monster says
I love the second line, “He obviously doesn’t know that,” and with an English accent to boot. Total disconnect from reality – I hate everyone because they obviously don’t know every detail about me, now fuck off.
If I move to England at the age of seventy, will my Cookie accent become posh by the time I’m seventy-five? “I absolutely loathe peanut butter cookies, he obviously doesn’t know that, the little commoner peasant urchin scum”.
lucky75 says
who write this crap? lol i would say the same it was a huge ugly flower….
stella says
The flower is beautiful, she is an ugly silicon-stuffed mummy — she knew the flower would throw her bloated plastic doll face into sharp relief.
Colin says
I hope she is allergic to hydrangeas…
anita says
Even if she is allergic to those flowers or that the flowers are ugly according to Colin, lucky 75, and kaso, she has no right to make such comment, because, those were given to her out of love or admiration.
Who knows, maybe the person that gave it to her does not know much about flowers or that is what he/she can afford. Afterall u dont expect him/her to know what Madonna wants, they are not living together.
Because she is a celebrity does not mean she has to treat others with contempt. She suppose to atleast show appreciation for been admired.