Miley Cyrus is just like any teenage girl. So long as they’ve got millions of dollars, global fame and a terrifying thirst for power, too.
So Miley Cyrus understands teenage problems. Like when your dad hogs the jacuzzi and then buys you the wrong colour pony as an apology. Or when your older boyfriend gets all like “Sorry baby, I’m flying off to Monaco for a fashion shoot,” and you’re all like “Whatever.”
And, like all teenage girls, Miley Cyrus is conscious of her weight. We know this because someone called her fat and she won’t shut up about it.
There are certain things you can and can’t say about Miley Cyrus. You can say, for instance, that Miley Cyrus’ dad has a face that looks like a human vagina. You can say that Miley Cyrus has a speaking voice that makes her sound like the baddie in a terrifying East European educational cartoon about the dangers of playing near electricity pylons from the late 1970s. You can also say that Miley Cyrus speaks so fast, so often and with such an overwhelmingly unearned air of authority that sometimes you wish she’d just lock herself in a cupboard and stay there forever.
But you can’t say that Miley Cyrus is fat.
This is because Miley Cyrus isn’t fat. Everybody knows that she isn’t fat, thanks to her constant borderline-obsessive dedication to taking half-naked pictures of herself so often that you could probably make a fairly illegal four-hour flickbook animation of her if you stapled all the photos all together.
In fact, we’d even go as far as saying that anyone who claims that Miley Cyrus is fat deserves everything they get. And since ‘everything they get’ essentially means ‘weeks and weeks of annoying, over-exaggerated yap-yap-yap-yap from Miley Cyrus’, you can tell we’re being quite hardline about this.
So when some internet critics decided to make fat jokes about Miley Cyrus after she said something about her thighs jiggling recently, it was only a matter of time before Miley did then inevitable and fired back on Twitter with as much self-righteousness as possible. Reuters reports:
“Talk all you want. I have my flaws. I’m a normal girl there’s things about my body I would change, but stop calling me f*t,” she wrote. “I don’t even like the word. Those remarks that you hateful people use are fighting words, the ones that scar people and cause them to do damage to themselves or others.” Cyrus said people spending too much time on gossip websites should read their Bible.
Jesus, you idiots. Look what you’ve done. We’re never going to hear the end of this now. Don’t you know that ‘fat’ is the worst thing you call a teenage girl like Miley Cyrus? It’s even worse than ‘self-obsessed’ and ‘deluded’ and ‘more annoying than everything else on Earth combined’.
Besides, as we’ve already said, Miley Cyrus isn’t even fat. Well, not at the moment, anyway. Give it 20 years until she starts using cakes and pies as a substitute for the drugs that she’ll invariably become addicted to at some point in the next decade, and then we’ll talk, OK?
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courtney barber says
she is just a teengager leave her alone……………shut up………… she just wants to just whats she loves………
Renea Odom says
Everyone is looking for attention. She is just being a regular teenager like everyone of us. Everyone needs to back off and give her space.
sarah says
Whoever wrote this is a serious jerk. Just leave her alone! Miley has a bright future no matter what you say. Thank god she is strong enough to not let losers that dont have anything brtter to do than insult teenage girls bring her down. I dont kmow how she does it. God bless her. Just because she has made some mistakes doesnt. Make her a bad person. People think that just because she is famous, that validates picking on her. I think she handled the situation very intelligently and maturely (as she usually does). You should honestly rethink how cruel and judgemental you are.
Miley Fan forever...x says
I agree with daynah-rose…i mean who the hell does Stuart Heritage think he is…Hes a fat ginger ugly guy…
sarah says
Honestly this article is so rude and nasty im not sure how to even respond to it. You should be ashamed and really analyze how you are living your life. Its just pathetic.
hi5 says
whoever wrote this is is just plain RUDE.
if someone called YOU fat you would proberbly say something right back too.
Miley isnt even talking about herself. shes making a point about how you shouldnt call people fat. that is the reason why so many teens go on dum diets that spiral out of control and end up with anorexia.
its about time that someone pointed this out instead of going anorexic themselves. Miley is thinking about the wider problem which you obvs are not.
go miley!
Julian Mentat says
>> people spending too much time on gossip websites should read their Bible
Oh no. Sit down, Miley Cyrus. Get ready to hear some shocking news.
Are you ready? Miley, it’s this: there are some people who don’t own a Bible!
No, I don’t mean tornado victims. Or Catholics. I mean people who don’t WANT anything to do with the Bible.
Miley? Miley? You’ve got a blank look. More so than usual.
pattyrocks says
Apparantly, a finely tuned comprehension of irony comes with age. Its a joke girls, calm down!
Tina says
I thought this forumn was “Gossip for Adults”??? Then WHY in God’s name would you write about an ADOLESCENT?????
Stuart, leave children/adolescents out of your nasty, crude, shrewd, disrespectful columns. You do this because it’s your “job” but have alittle bit of taste and tact!!! You are totally ridiculous. If I were Miley’s mom, this wouldn’t be the last time you heard from me!
Julian Mentat says
Miley, maybe this will get the idea across. You remember that nice Mr. Jameel at the record company? The one who was talking about your Mideast sales figures? Yes?
Well, Miley, Mr Jameel is a Muslim and he does not own a Bible. Do you understand now?
No, Miley, he is NOT a demon from Hell. He is a human being. Without a Bible.
No, MILEY! You will NOT pull off his headgear to see his horns!
Maria says
Acho que a Miley
Larisse says
OMG! the person who made this is stupid! he may have said she’s not fat, but he practically insulted her BEING! wow. haters should back off! stupid people! she ain’t worth your hate! ugh. leave her alone! we all know that the real fat person is the one who wrote this!
you’ve got to be kidding me! this is the worst and most senseless thing i’ve read from a stooooopid hater. ew.
colette says
Wat the hell she is a teenager who had to fight to become famous if u dont believe me read her book :) this hecklerspray guy is a total prat who has nothing better to do in life but to insult more fortunate people in life im sorry she’s only sixteen for goodness sake so if you want to insult her go ahead but its really i repeat really imature!!! And to all the people who insult her in the comment boxes you are real jirks!
Bruce says
Stuart Heritage is far more annoying than Miley Cyrus will ever be. Throwing insults around like saying somebody’s face looks like a human vagina is uncalled for and shows how much of a jerk Stuart really is.
To Miley’s credit she stood up for millions of teenage girls who are self concious about their bodies as they mature and correctly pointed out that criticizing those girls is damaging and unnecessary.
Lastly,Stuart’s contention that Cyrus is doomed to be drug addict is far less likely than Stuart himself becoming one because he has no morality to begin with.
Larisse says
she was talking about Christians and other religions with bibles, duh! stupid literal people! you’re an atheist, i pressume. better back off. i’d prefer supporting the bible than miley cyrus!
Larisse says
you go tell that loser!
Larisse says
awww, too bad you don’t get her point, freak! wow. if you don’t have a bible, then you don’t have one, okay? you’re being stupidly, irritatingly, annoyingly literal about what she said! duh!!!! if you’re an atheist, then YOU’re goin’ to hell, k?
Larisse says
oh, and muslims have the Qur’an right? that’s a bible. a Muslim bible. you’d figure THAT out if you had a brain!
Amber Burnside says
hey miley isnt fat who ever started that stupid joke can think them selves lucky they arnt being chased by a bunch of 10 yearolds
i love Miley Cyrus
Eugene says
Try telling a devout Muslim that his/her Qur’an is a “bible”.
I’d like to see the reaction (from a safe distance).
ghjost says
what a fat ass.
Tom J says
Damn, am I too late to join in the discussion about how horrifically fat Miley Cyrus has gotten? That sure is a shame. Judging by the average intelligence of the Miley Cyrus fans here in the comments, I’ve missed a great opportunity for some effortless retard-baiting. Oh well, next time.
JD says
Losing a couple of pounds never hurt anyone
Get to it, porky!!!!
Julian Mentat says
How interesting that “what she’s talking about” is different to “what she said”.
erin says
THIS BITCH SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT. AND GET SOME DAMN BRACES ON THOSE TEETH. SHE’S SO ANNOYING AND UNTALENTED. IN 5 YEARS SHE’LL BE THAT WANNABEE ACTRESS WHO USED TO BE FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS. NO ONE WILL EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS IN A COUPLE YEARS ANYWAYS…HER 15 MINUTES SHOULD BE UP BY NOW
Ashley says
The guy who wrote this article is an asshole. And he shouldn’t be talking about miley losing weight when it looks like he’s the one who needs to drop a few pounds. Miley cyrus is not fat. End of story. Peace out haters
denise says
and she shouldn’t shut up about it that’s one of the things that’s wrong with america we are too obsessed about wait.
jinko says
Miley is totally cute, hotter than any Hollywood starlet, is far from being fat (rather she is pretty near perfect). Anyone who says otherwise is jealous of her beauty, fame, fortune, whatever. There are pics of Miley in a bikini at Bahamas and she looks amazing. She is 16…leave her alone!!
percussion guy says
Miley Cyrus. She’ll eventually have her fame die away in no time.
Lindsey says
You disgust me. You think you’re absolutely witty and hilarious, do you not? News flash: You’re just another conformist, pretending to be “cool and cynical” jumping on the band wagon to bash Miley Cyrus. She’s just a teenager. She isn’t perfect. But honestly, if you don’t like her, why not just ignore her? Rather than making yourself feel important by writing pissy statements on the internet? Just leave her alone, you arrogant jerk.
Mona says
I think Miley is a beautiful girl and I’m glad to see she reads her bible and she tells others to do so. I have one question though, where in the bible does it say that God thinks it is okay to have same sex partners? Being in the spot light and leading others is a great responsibilty. A lot times a teen is swayed by what their peers say and they will have to stand before God and explain their actions. That is a scary thought.
Julian Mentat says
Lindsey: But honestly, if you don
Julian Mentat says
Good for you, Mona, you posed a tough question to young Miley! Go on, give her a hard time!
And here’s a tough question for you: the Bible is just a book, written by people, so why do you apparently trust it 100%?
Matt says
OMG LOL what a terrible article!! Jk but yall need to stop taking yourselves and your teen idolatry so serious! If you think this is so bad, wait till the real scandals start (which they may not). Its the fans fault that paparazzi and this crap exists to build em up and tear em down.
Slaw says
We all know she is not fat. The poster was a prick for saying so, however, that being said, I’m afraid that I must side with the writer of this article.
No this is not a “hate” thing, just a bit of an observation. While the writer of this article did make some mean points, several are fairly true. Her voice is annoying (speaking), singing (still needs to lose that twang – I hate southern accents but that is a personal issue of mine)….where was I?….oh yes, speaking voice. It should be used as a valid reason why redneck men shouldn’t turn gay and adopt children.
The fact is, she has been used by her Dad as a way to get back into the limelight. The both starred on her show, they both perform and she sings his songs. He got his first hit recently from her fame after how many years of…well nothing?
Fact again, she is NOT like any other teenager. She is a teenager with enough financial firepower to displace a small country. While she tries to make it appear that she is normal, she is not. Anyone who grows up in that much limelight, with that kind of wealth and such can’t turn out normal. I would love to know what kind of nutso demands are in her rider. Everyone around her must be shorter than her? No redneck M & M’s?
We have opinions as well. All the writer was saying was that we have a HUGE array of ammo that we can use when speaking about Miley without resorting to weight.
Sorry if you literal people didn’t get that message.
Slaw says
Mona –
No where in the Bible does it say that you are not allowed to have same sex partners. The passage that is widely used for that purpose is called a “Holy Promise” used for preists when the were trying to convert other religions. The priest before going on his crusade would take several vows and one of them refers to lying with another man. Throughout histore these “Holy Promises” have been used by Preachers as a way to sway and influence their sheep into doing or believing what the church or government wanted them to believe in. In the past they were used against Blacks, Jews (by Hitler and the Nazi’s) romans, etc.
The Bible has nothing to say about same sex anything. So, please if you are to interject anything religious, please do so using real information from the Bible, not from your own, or influenced, homo-phobic beliefs. Besides, if given a choice to believing in a God that is selective in who he loves and believing in an all Loving God that loves everyone equally and unquestioningly…I prefer to believe in my God, not yours.
Mr J says
Right on! To bad bible pushers will never see that. It’s just a book that keeps getting passed on and on from generation to generation. That book has been the root cause of so much hate, discrimination and countless deaths….. not to mention creating this false sense of superiority.
Lindsey says
It’s not just hecklerspray, or I would annoy the pissy comments. Unfortunately, it isn’t just this dolt. It’s everyone who thinks they’ll sound cool by bashing a 16-year-old girl. Even Jamie Foxx got in on it.
Hecklerspray, though immature, IS an adult. He can hold his own. Miley is just your average, insecure teen, who doesn’t need all this crap.
Michelle says
i may dont like miley at all, but i know she IS NOT FAT! LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE! JESSOUS CRIST..YALL PEOPLE JUGE TO FAST..FUCK OFF AND LEAVE HER ALONE..STUPID PEOPLE!!!! >.<
Angie says
I find it astounding that people seem to think that a comfortable financial situation makes Miley somehow “different” than other teenagers. She has money. She has fame. But at her core, she’s a teenager who is a little insecure and a little immature. I think the excessive scrutiny is unfair. If I had been analyzed this much as a teenager, EGAD!
Mack says
I think it’s got to do with the fact that she’s been influenced by all the fame, and it’s gotten to her head.If you have a million dollars and the world craving for just a photo of you, then you are definitely not normal.
Normal implies you are unimportant, a regular nobody, someone nobody cares about.
You care about Miley, but does she care about you? I think not.
Jacque says
miley cyrus is a fat sack of shit, stuart heritage is a dumb sack of shit, and tina and larisse are twin shit stacks ahahahahah
Eugene says
How about Leviticus 20:13:
“If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death”
There is lots of other great stuff in Leviticus too — I like asking fundamentalists where they sacrifice the animals in their churches (as per Leviticus 1, 2-7, etc. — pages and pages of stuff about the proper procedures for animal sacrifices, burnt offerings, etc.
If it’s all the word of god, handed down from on high, then how come it’s okay to condemn gays because of one line from Leviticus, but not necessary to follow the pages and pages of direct instructions from god on how to perform animal sacrifices?
mollie says
if you personally are anywhere near miley sirus right now why dont you offer her your personal regrets then give her her space.
mollie says
i think she rode to fame on her daddys mullit tails
Kelly says
hahahahahaha
so true; shes so annoying. and talentless
Liza says
I think this article is a waste of time and space.
I dont think you should be pointing at other people’s different flaws when you probably have your own flaws and your insercurities.
I think it is soo dumb
Eugene says
Of course she’s different from other teenagers.
The whole teenage experience is wanting to do stuff that you either can’t afford to do, or aren’t allowed to do by your parents.
Miley can afford to do pretty much whatevery she wants. And judging from their attitude towards near-naked photography of their daughter (at a photo shoot they were physically present at), Miley’s parents probably don’t say no very often.
Ergo, having pots of money does make Miley different from other teenagers. QED
Amanda santoyo says
miley cyrus is not fat she is beautiful im sure all of you who say she is are the actual fat ones and your calling her talentless and ugly and les but its only because you want to be famous or skinny or have little girls look up to you people like you shouldnt be allowed on the enternet cause your always critisizing some one
Sophie says
Miley Cyrus is not fat what a load of shit. she probly weighs as much as me and im 13. Don’t diss her tho. She’s not an amazing actress or singer but shes ok and is a good person, not a shallow bitch.
Mona says
Yes, man did write the bible, but I believe God insired them to write the words. I know it is difficult for us to understand what God wants us to do, but His Holy Spirit dwells within our soul if we believe and have excepted Chirst as our personal savior. I think the Holy Spirit tells us what is right or wrong and we are to follow it.
Mona says
Respond to Julian
Yes, man did write the bible, but I believe God insired them to write the words. I know it is difficult for us to understand what God wants us to do, but His Holy Spirit dwells within our soul if we believe and have excepted Chirst as our personal savior. I think the Holy Spirit tells us what is right or wrong and we are to follow it.
Respond to same sex parners
The point I was making, where in the bible does it reads man lies with man, “does not exist”. When someone says a quote from it, they have to prove it. Maybe they are quoting something they heard from another person and that is when they need to learn the truth. I know in the KJV of the bible in Leviticus it talks about “man lies with another man” as being an abomination to God.
Respond to Miley
Judge not, that ye be not judged. Matthew 7:1. We all have faults, and I probably have more then most. But the great thing about that is, God is working on me and will be for the rest of my life.
christina says
haha this article was very cleverly written.
I don’t like miley cyrus but I would not call her fat.
I think it was good that she stood up for herself like that.
I also liked her comment about the thighs jiggling.
Rob says
I like miley for my niece and I have looked at her thoroughly — her older friends, the various scandals created around her, The look, feel, and story of her family as presented by her and by her critics And here is what I found. Miley really is trying to be a good person, but she is also a very young and inexperienced girl whose parents have in my estimation partially failed her by allowing her to be surrounded by people a lot older than she is. Also, having a successful TV show is not a substitute for being an older person who has had time to know who they are as an adult. She is still physically a very young girl. And youth makes mistakes of it own in youthful arrogance. I worry that she is not going get the good advice she will need even if it is not good for her career or of those around her. I mean what is up with that Mandy girl, a 21 year old acting like a preteen or young teenager in her tastes and jokes? I mean I am not saying she is a bad person, but I am saying that someone ought to be encouraging miley to have more friends that live entirely out of show business. There will be a time that she can take at some point to totally get away from the lime light and I hope that she will do that and use that time well. Given her life so far, she has very little idea of hardship in a personal way. That does not make her a bad person but it makes her someone who should be still listening a lot more than talking. But the catch 22 of her success is finding those who will be real for her regardless of how it affects those peoples chances of benefitting from their association with her. And worse still is that young people always think that they will be the generation to not make “those mistakes” or think, ” I can tell when someone is being fake with me.” And of course the classic tales of waste, drama and pain repeat themselves all over again. And then there is the father talking about Justin Gaston…. I am glad he knows his bible but they are letting him basically live with her. And this is a love affair that can only end in heart ache. But the father talks about them eventually marrying? Eart to Billy Ray, SHe just turned 16!!! this is not the Ozarks and a rural ignorant population where early marriages were necessary for folks to survive. This is LA LA land were self gratification and a vague “need to grow” is moral justification to blow of the most sacred of vow. So let her be a teen and then a college student for a while and make the mistakes she is going to make in those contexts, not in the LALA and on the front page. And while she is as public as she is now do your best to keep her from screwing up her future or from getting a head to large to learn things that are hard to accept for all of us. I wish miley and her family well but I hope that they are wise and know when to step back from life’s dessert tray and when to go some place private and less privileged so that they may gain the lessons that one cannot learn while being sucked up to or while being treated as infallible icons of infinite success. Because I think it would be great to see a humble but confident lady that inspires her fans to be the same way rather than a spoiled and soiled wreck like so many other that have been in her position. But right now I see signs of sycophants in the inner circle and that is always the first really bad sign of trouble on the horizon. And I a Miley who is not able to socialize with any of her fellow cast mates because of her need to be the star that is up above them. I hope these are in fact signs of the worst it will get and not the start of an eminent fall but I am not going to be holding my breath.
HANNAH MONTANA CONCERT TOUR says
Miley definately isn’t fat, the word bible, do you need the definition? It can refer to others besides those of the christian faith. (the collection of sacred writings of the Christian religion, comprising the Old and New Testaments.
Also called Hebrew Scriptures. the collection of sacred writings of the Jewish religion: known to Christians as the Old Testament.
the sacred writings of ANY RELIGION. any book, reference work, periodical, etc., accepted as authoritative, informative, or reliable: He regarded that particular bird book as the birdwatchers’ bible. A complete moron might take Hecklerspray and this rubbish by Stuart as complete bible) and also I don’t think Miley said it was ok for a man to lie with a man I believe she was basically going by what you quoted:
Judge not, that ye be not judged. Matthew 7:1. Meaning she didn’t say everyone go have lots and lots of gay sex, she basically said condemning one because of their sexual orientation isn’t right.
But really you should mind your own business and stay out of other peoples bedrooms!
Stuart Heritage your a prick, always have been always will be!
Eliz says
OMGGG this article is soooo funny (:
normal person says
well im a muslim and i have NOTHING against the Bible..In the Qur’an it says to respect all religions..
and wat the hell is this website on about?!
Give Miley her space, dont interfere with her life! gosh ! is it really that hard?!?! i guesss it is for these muddafukers who made this website up!
normal person says
ur mom needs to lose weight..im not complaining
normal person says
whoever wrote this (gay) article obvisously doesnt hate miley because he/she wouldnt have spent all his time writing such a retarded thang about her…
hes a fukker, thats all i got to say. Leave the gal alone, wat the buck has she dun?!!? oh yeah you might say ‘she posed in her pants’ aaannnd?!? who DOESNT do that??
ffs people just get a life!!!
hannah's fan says
Miley is still great. she rocks. super dooper. i hope she gets over this soon so she could go back being the person who she really is. i love all your songs. for example;see you again,the climb,dream,supergirl best of both worlds, no body’s perfect,hoedown throwdown these four walls bottom of the ocean,goodbye,simple song,don’t walk away and who said.
MILEY IS NOT FAT.
Jeffree Star says
In my opinion, i believe Miley Cyrus is so FAT! I mean she makes Big Rob look like my legs. Shes worst than a fucking cunt. Bitch please, suck on garlic…MILEY IS A FAT WHORE!
im out bitchezz
~Jeffree Star
Jason says
“over-exaggerated”? Can we not trash the english language while we trash little girls?
You peopleare dumb asses says
Honestly, I laughed my ass off through this whole article.
All you fans are getting offended by the truth.
I understand if it’s all false and insults, but he based his attacks on facts.
So calm down 5 year olds, this was hilarious.
And yes, Miley Cyrus isn’t a fucking queen.
She gets attacked just like everyone else.
A person says
Go die Miley! NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!!
Melissa says
OMG. People just leave her the hell alone like what the hell did she do to disever this NOTHING! people out there that is callin miley cyrus fat r probley the ones who r soo frickin fat they cant even get off there couches, all they do all day is eat patato chips. Like what is your guys problems you think just because she is a celeb she cant be a normal waight size well your wrong!!!!!!And by the way miley has the MOST PRETTYEST voice ever, I love you miley cyrus. You can do whatever your heart tells you to do you go girl :P Your soo pretty dont listin to people out their just be your self and listin to your heart i look up to u as a role model!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Miley your family is so beutiful your brothers r rlly cute! and your little sister is soo adorable! your dad is rlly handsome and your mom is soo pretty SOOO R U!!!!!!!!
Melissa says
MHMM yeupp whatev you think no one like miley cyrus your just jelouse that she is pretty and your probley NOT…. yeaa u rlly think no one like miley cyrus well your WRONGT i no tons of people who love her for who is unlike u! Why dont you guys just go get a life and stop buggin her for what she does, just because your uncapable of doin it doesnt mean she is to! People who r speadin these rumors r probley some gay freaks tht dont have lifes and have nothin else to do. Miley dont listin to them dont change just becasue she fags r gunna tell you to life your life i LOVE you sooo much, keep doin what your doing and keep makin you family proud, also justin <3
Melissa says
some*
kate says
considering the obesity rate in america thats one thing you should be concerned about… that and learning how to spell (its weight not wait!!!)
ME !!! says
FUCK SAKE SHES NOT FAT GET OVER IT PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!
ME !!! says
WELL SOME PEOPLE ….
annie says
you now i have all so 16 old and i was a fat girl in my classe and i now how she fille about when they cold her fat and i just tell her that inow she fill and i hope that they live her alone for gad saiks
nobody understands says
ppl think themselves as cool when they make fun of miley or someone else but their not their just big jerks. ppl who call miley fat (which is not true) should look at themselves u may not be fat but u might have a big nose, or a big but, etc. would u like someone to make fun of u for that???? well i think NOT . so think b4 u speak and think about others. and ppl who tease or buly other ppl are losers and think that their “all that” just cuz they hurt someone. well their not their just damn f*uckers.
sfk says
YALL NEED TO SHUT UP ABOUT MALEY BEING FATT. FATT IS THE NEW STYLE. DO YOU SEE ANYONE THATS NOTTTTTTTTTTTTT FAT THESE DAYS!!??? ESPECIALLY IN AMERICA! DAYYYUMMM PPEOPLE. yall need to stop cuz yall giving me a headache. malaya is noottt fat okayyy? shes actually really skinney. yall boogers need to get a life you got it ??
peace
I LOVE YOU MILLY!
im a big fan!
MrAndros says
Miley Cyrus is getting big (size). Just check her show. Hannah Montana Season 3 Episode 326 “He Could Be The One”. There shes way bigger then she use to and if you compare the pictures when she was on the beach and now theres a lot of diffrends, so i say that shes getting fat.
Shes still freakin sexy but maybe lose alittle wouldnt hurt, but its her choise and nobody else
jane says
Obviously she is not fat BUT she is one of THE most irritating people on the planet in my opinion. She cant sing or act and she isn’t even funny. I like this article
me says
I say she’s pretty and has a really good singing voice. haha, haters always diss on the ones that got it goin on.
Arlena says
You stupid idiots!! Who ever spread this little scandal and said that Miley Cyrus is fat…should really get their freaking eyes checked. She has a really nice body for her age….not to thick not to skinny. She is pretty. And I really think everyone shouls just leave her the fuck alone. All you stupid ass haters have nothing else to do with your fucking lives other than trying to find defects on others. Miley you rock and I love your show! Stay Strong!
Tiffiny says
She’s not fat back off and get a life your just jealous of her i mean who wouldn’t be i mean shes absolutely perfect. I luv u Miley!!!!!!!!!!
nicolette says
i think you should all shut up miley is not fat!
nicolette says
you are totaly right
nicolette says
by the way im the other nicolette we are twins
sarah says
omg miley isnt fat and this is coming from an f***ing anorexic chic ok so all u dicks out there calling her fat and wat not. she is a realy nice inspirational girl who yes had made mistakes but havent we all its just that we dont get ours printed on the front cover of magazines!!!
so leave her alone and go get some friends u lonley assholes!
Haha says
Who the heck names their twins the same name?!
hahaha
Lauren says
LOL i know she should have thought that through
idontlikemiley says
wow u must be deaf & blind to say she’s pretty and has good singing voice
sara says
the writer is an obvious 40 year old virgin that lives with his mom and weighs 200 pounds and has nothing to do but pick on 16 year olds, and he needs to pick on some one his own size like rosie o donnel
Jules says
HAHAHAHAHA..
This article was hilarious and true. Yeah, she ain’t fat, but she’s right about her thighs jigglin’ And since SHE admitted it, she have a self-righteous hissy fit when people agree with her. Grow up, kid.
Jules says
*can’t have, I meant. sorry.
Sue says
she is a little fat b…tch who can
Miley Cyrus is awesome! says
Miley is not fat people she has a really nice figure so why the heck are you people saying things like that miley has a nice figure youre probably jealous of how she looks. and if your calling her fat your calling me fat because i am like the same weight as her! Which is nice looking!
tanya says
i think she could loose a few pounds… i wouldn’t call her fat and don’t mean to single her out… i think we should all take better care of ourselves actually. More importantly though is how she feels about herself. if she’s comfortable how she is than who cares how fat or skinny she is. However her response makes me think she’s a little insecure so maybe burning the extra chub would be beneficial since then no one makes fun of her.
donnie says
ok so Miley isn’t fat, but she keeps making mistakes that she is supposedly sorry for. She also needs to read the bible and dress more modestly. if she doesn’t want guys to look at her the way they do, then dress appropriatly and don’t be a closet sl*t. If she could just take some time alone, then she could become a better person. ps. the author never said miley was fat.
ohh says
me da miedo
Karl Ricciardi says
I can’t see why the critics don’t like miley’s newest song – I think it is fantastic.
Daine Cawthron says
Cheers to the writer for giving me some firm ideas
z says
yes
Vixxen says
i just hate this bra. she is so dumb and complaining all the time about nothing. She sounds like a volcano in a tea pot trying to sing she cant even hit the notes. Ni disrespect but where is all the good talents nowaydays?
HGGG says
she isnt fat.I wouldn’t say she’s toned, or even very fit, but she isnt fat
ISoRandom says
AHAHA. Miley’s not fat. But this uhh, whatever you call it, is hilarious. I seriously lol’d.
BTW, I eat chikin & pie is disgusting. I just ate a very hot bagel. BANANA!
Also, Miley is a good singer & actor. She’s got the looks. She’s just been acting immature/mature lately.
FAT says
Dude she is fat. End of story
annie says
I dont’ care that you people are jerks and I don’t think Miley Ray Cyrus is fat. I think you guys should apologize to Miley Cyrus for calling her fat and I also think she has a great singing voice. You guys are dumb and stupid to think that she is Fat. I don’t even think she is on drugs in anyway. I also think Demi Lovato is right people dont’ have the right to call teenagers fat.
F*ck You Jerks
Annie Yarleen Cheng
I am also a christian just like Miley Ray Cyrus!!! Hahaha … I don’t consider myself fat either… jerks
Annie Yarleen Cheng