One of those words refers to an aging, balding rapper who is most recently famous for cuddling Terry Christian in the 2009 Celebrity Big Brother house, and the other sounds like something a child would say if he suffered a severe head trauma after spending the day at the circus.
For those of you lucky, lucky people not in the know a ‘juggalo’ is an idiot (just like you!). Specifically, an idiot who not only listens to but publicly proclaims a liking for the works of the inept group Insane Clown Posse. A duo famous for moronically not knowing how magnets works. Coolio, on tour with the ICP has stepped up the moron factor even further by not only getting a tattoo of said idiots, but getting a misspelt tattoo of said idiots.
2010 may not go down as the year of disappointing celebrity death after all. 2010 could end up being known as the year of the really crappy celebrity tattoos. Leona Lewis admirably started it off with some drivel on her back about banging horses or something, then someone else got a sniff of fame by having sex with a famous person’s husband while sporting a natty ‘assorted crap accompanied by fish’ combo of tattoos. Now Coolio has marked himself forever with an ‘intentionally’ misspelt piece of ink. TMZ reports:
The body art was supposed to be a homage to ICP fans — who call themselves “juggalos.” Coolio’s tattoo reads “Jugalo Cool” — ironically one ‘G’ shy of actually being cool.
Of course, it’s not all bad. When everyone forgets about the ICP (which should kick in, ooh, about 15 seconds after reading this article – you’ve already forgotten what ICP stands for, haven’t you?), Coolio can always pretend that he hired out his body to an apprentice tattooist to practise designs for the 2012 Olympics. Laugh at him all you like, but he’s always on the side of a well-organised sporting event.
God knows how he’ll explain away ‘Jugalo Cool’ bit though. Best he just traps the arm in a block of ice till the gangrene takes it, better option all round.