Sometimes, it feels like Groundhog’s Day with dumbass celebrities and their antics.? Same shit, different day.? But on the plus side, thanks to assholes like Chris Brown, at least I know I will never be out of a job.
Once again, Brown has proven to be totally fucking stupid, and a judge has sentenced his ass to 90 days of rehab to deal with his anger issues.? What Brown really needs is 90 days of real thugs and gangsters making him their bitch in prison, but small victories should still be celebrated I guess.
After Chris Brown punched a guy in the face for daring to photobomb some picture Chris was taking with some groupies, he quickly checked into rehab after being released from a weekend in a DC?jail.? Now, basically everyone know this was just a P.R move to try and 1) not look like a total fucking jackass and 2) a last ditch effort to try and make sure the judge back in Los Angeles wouldn’t send his ass to the clinker.? Brown claimed he was going mostly for anger management issues, which is really just the beginning of the laundry list of shit Brown needs to work on, but a start is a start.
Brown checked out after only 2 weeks, proving that rehab was really a mini vacation for him, and showed that he probably made no progress and didn’t learn anything.? Oh, and he claimed he needed to go finish all that community service he didn’t do the first time around that he got as penalty for rearranging Rihanna’s cheek bone. Now it’s been confirmed with the details of his exit being made public that Chris never makes any smart decisions anymore.
As the world has learned?is typical Brown behavior, he acted like an overgrown toddler and got his ugly tattooed ass kicked out of the rehab? And once again, surprising no one, he was kicked out for being way too fucking aggressive with a female.? Brown is just too alpha male to be dealing with these chicken heads giving him lip.? Except this was no ordinary woman.? The lady Brown got in trouble for blowing up at?? His mother.? That’s right, Brown doesn’t even have respect left for the woman whose vagina was permanently destroyed by his big ass noggin.
Apparently, Mama Brown had the audacity to make a little sense, and suggest that Brown stay in rehab a little longer to really work on his shit.?? Chris is a grown ass man though, and he don’t need no one telling him what to do. So to prove his manliness, he threw a temper tantrum and chucked a rock at his mom’s car, shattering her window.? Since Brown probably bought the thing, it’s safe to assume he figures he can do shit like that because it’s kind of his shit.
However, this story has a bit of a happy ending.? When the Probation Department back in California learned of Brown Hulk-ing at his mama, they alerted the judge.? You know, the judge presiding over his felony assault case and probation.? The judge who could easily say “Lock him up, boys!” and revoke Brown’s freedom.? Now sadly the judge didn’t make Brown the ass bitch of some mammoth named Bubba, but he did decide that Brown could use another shot at the whole anger management thing.
Except this time, it would not be some voluntary Hail Mary to try and show fake maturity, oh no.? This time it would be 90 days of mandatory therapy, stress balls, and learning to count to ten before backhanding a stripper for not properly gyrating on your dick.? Brown also has to undergo random drug testing, and perform 25 hours of community service a week at least to help make a dent in the 1000 hours he has to redo since he got caught lying like a hooker on her back about his progress.
Justin Bieber?graffitied “Free Breezy” on a wall in Colombia when Brown voluntarily went to rehab, so I can only imagine what he will do now to show his support.? Thankfully, I know it’ll be something completely ridiculous and I await the day I can mercilessly mock it.
Frankie says
Why won’t people just leave him alone. I’m just amazed at how once someone gets in trouble how people just keep fxxxing with them. These actions are often done on purpose just to see if they can get that person worked up.. Now there is another side of that coin the people you like that have done the same thing you never f with. When Sean Penn whipped Madonna’s ass it didn’t get talked about for 4 years it was talked about maybe month after gone, forgotten. Leave them alone stop feeding maybe they will go somewhere and sit down.
Jessica says
Ohhhhhhhhhh Why are you so angry ??????
What is your problem with chris ????????
You are so pathetic !!!!!!!!
Try to fix yours issues l m sure you ve got a lot instead of throwing your hatred on chris
lashondra says
I AGREE WITH YOU FOCUS ON OTHER THINGS AND PEOPLE
lashondra says
IF YOU PEOPLE FOCUS ON YOU AND NOT HIM YOUR LIFE WOULD BE BETTER. GET YOUR LIFE PEOPLE. WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN ISSUES AND WHAT YOU HAVE GOING ON.”GET YOUR LIFE”
Mathrew Craig says
People that live in glass houses should not throw stones.
LaShawndra says
I agree Lashondra, no one knows exactly what REALLY triggers this humans emotions. Ask yourself what triggers yours. Then what do you do take a drink, smoke dope, gamble. Perhaps beat on your love one but since you’re not C Brown know one will even know.
beme says
fair commentary, you covered all the relevant sides and stories. *sarcastic hand raised*
TyonnaKeyz says
like seriously Im a fan of Chris brown despite his faults but hes human no matter how much fame and fortune he has the dude is still human damn!!! then yall wonder why these celebrities like michael jackson and whitney houston turned to drugs cause punk asses like yall media always talking shit cause yall are not great like them. hating ass yall lucky im not famous cause yall media would be fucked up messing with me.. theyll only love you when youre gone sad but true……#Life