This is just a guess, but it seems fair to suggest that Beyonce has just suffered her worst day ever.
She's been in a car crash. According to reports, Beyonce was getting out of her Mercedes in London this week when another car ploughed in out of nowhere and ripped its door from its hinges.
That's not the worst part, though. The worst part is that a) Beyonce was going to Harrods and b) the other car was a black cab. So basically Beyonce?s day involved a terrifying car crash, a visit to the world's most awful department store and a period of time spent listening to a self-righteous cockney cab driver drone on and on and on about himself. Honestly, it's a miracle that she hasn't flung herself off a bridge yet.
As one of the world's biggest pop stars, Beyonce can be assured of a warm welcome wherever she goes. Unless she's going to Malaysia, because they don't approve of all her sexy clothes there. And apart from wherever it was that she smashed her face up on a staircase. But everywhere else she goes, Beyonce can be assured of a warm welcome.
Oh, and apart from London. Because London seems to go out of its way to give Beyonce the shittest time possible. This during a trip to London, Beyonce decided to go to Harrods, presumably because she enjoys visiting desperately ugly department stores that basically function as ridiculous low-rent tourist gift shops. But on the way there, she was almost killed by a taxi or something. Fox News reports:
The cab missed her by inches as it collided with the singer’s Mercedes. A source said: “It was terrifying to watch. It all happened so quickly, the taxi came out of nowhere. She seemed very shaken and was lucky to be alive. A couple of seconds difference and God knows what could have happened.”
Apparently the taxi came at Beyonce so fast that the door of her car was completely ripped off in the crash. But still, it was just an isolated incident and everybody involved is OK. And that means that Beyonce was able to go on to enjoy all the glorious spectacles of London life, like being bashed into by a million strangers on Oxford Street, spending an uncomfortably hot tube trip with her face wedged into a stranger?s sweaty armpit, breathing in the air until her nostrils became clogged with dirt and getting stabbed at by a teenager. Lucky old Beyonce.
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Mikki V. says
What happened to letting a lady out at the curb?? Who gets out of the damn car on the busy street side anyway traffic is brutal to say the least!! Drive needs to be fired ASAP!
Troy says
It’s called karma…and she’ll be receiving a lot of it in the coming years for all the lying, deceitful and spiteful things she’s done to get where she is today. Including knowingly assisting her father and mother in their deception. Aside from the fact that this so-called goody-goody persona she puts on, she is anything but good. Though I don’t wish bad upon anyone, this situation is a rude awakening that she needs to stop being self-righteous and allowing fame to go to her head. She needs to stop being selfish in stepping on others to get ahead, and also she needs to start giving back to those who are without – instead of flaunting her millions and expecting that her looks is going to always get her by. I can surely see through all of her deceptive and selfish ways and believe me, fame is an ugly thing if people like her doesn’t handle it properly and not let it go to their head, something I think she’s done from early on in her career. God Bless her though.
Darrell says
To (Troy)…. It’s funny how a person think they know someone, alhtough they have never meet them. I agree that she does show of a goody to shoes persona but, thats only to protect herself from media lash outs. No one is perfect but, as a public figure letting out dirt and how you are as a person can really set you up for a lindsey lohan trial. Alot of people are quick to make judgements before they know someone personally. Going by what hollywood presents is not the true picture but, what’s behind the camera is true. If you (Troy) don’t know her behind the camera then you can’t pass that judgement. As a star as big as beyonce, protectance is very well needed. Some stars try to keep as much as a normal life as possible. Then there are some who gives it all away, such as micheal jackson, britney spear’s, lindsey lohan and others. Anyways i’m glad that god brought her through. She is my idol and i love her dearly. Just like new york (flav of love) once said…. fuck you if you hate me and if you love me then i’m (With You). Did you catch on to the (With You) part. $Stacks Figures$ 100%.
Darrell says
Although Lol.
Caz says
Meh Beyonce…that description of London was genius!
Robyn says
Only people who lived in very, very, very south London would be so jaded about the London experience.