Batman 3: Megan Fox IS Catwoman, Unless She Isn’t
It’s Cher who we feel most sorry for, of course. We thought that Cher had the Batman 3 Catwoman role all sewn up.
But, no, Megan Fox had to waltz in and snatch it from her. Damn you, Megan Fox. What’s your Catwoman going to like, huh? All young and sexy, probably. Well that’s not good enough – we wanted Batman 3 to feature a doddery 63-year-old Catwoman dressed in a vicar’s doily who’d been scientifically reconstructed from scraps of medical waste. And now you’ve spoilt it, Megan Fox. Because you’re the new Catwoman, aren’t you?
Aren’t you? What’s that? Probably not? Oh.
With filming set to begin on Batman 3 next year, speculation has never been so rife. How many subordinates will Christian Bale bellow at during the filming? Which promising young star will die right before the movie’s release? If Christian Bale gives Batman that silly voice again for a third film, how far into the movie will it be before his larynx shears in half like a rusty pipe? We must know!
But at least we know who’s going to play Catwoman in Batman 3 now. It’s our dear friend Megan Fox, who’s presumably been chosen over Cher because Christopher Nolan didn’t want a Catwoman who looks as if chronic osteoporosis would hamper her whip skills, and chosen over Angelina Jolie because she’s about 40 times cheaper.
Except, well, don’t get your hopes up. Megan Fox hasn’t officially been signed to play Catwoman in Batman 3, and that’s probably for the following reasons:
1 - If Megan Fox starred in Batman 3, then Catwoman would be 12 years younger than Batman. Therefore, the sexual relationship between Batman and Catwoman would be replaced by scenes where Batman takes Catwoman to play on the swings and washes her by spitting into a tissue and then rubbing it all over her face.
2 – Megan Fox recently slagged off her latest Transformers movie, so big action franchise producers will be weary about working with her.
3 - This is plainly a lot of bollocks from Megan Fox’s camp because she wants to play Catwoman instead of Rachel Weisz, who is currently the favourite to get the role.
But let’s play along for a bit anyway. Hey The Sun, why would Megan Fox make a good Catwoman?
The Transformers stunner follows in the pawprints of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry. But Megan, who has a slightly darker edge than her two predecessors, will be brilliant as Selina Kyle.
Oh, it’s because Megan Fox has a dark edge. That makes sense. We can see it now. Batman 3 will be about Catwoman – who turned to crime after realising that she wasn’t very good at acting – holding Gotham City to ransom by doing some acting for them, paralysing the population with the impossible choice of telling her that she’s not a very good actress and letting her carry on thinking that she’s a good actress just because she’s quite pretty.
And we just thought that this was news because it happens to be Bring Your Horny Teenage Son To Work Day at The Sun. Shows what we know, eh?
Megan and Halle aren’t fit to lick Michelle’s ears! She would totally scratch both their eyes out and still have time to change the litter box.
GI Joe, I AGREE!! Why should they even consider putting Catwoman in Batman 3? Poison Ivy is way more relevant, and if they put Megan Fox as Catwoman, I would not even buy a ticket! That would show lack of guts, creativity, and lots of greed from Nolan. I still regret having bought a Transformers2 ticket, just to hear a bunch of frat boys scream how hot and sexy Fox and her collagen-blown lips were. Ughh…disgusting! Oh, and Rachel Weiz, PERFECT!
I agree megan fox would definetly not be a good catwomen, but catwomen is a logical pick for a new female lead. it couldnt be poison ivy because her powers are supernatural and Nolan is into making his films realistic, he just wouldnt make a film with poison ivy in it.
Megan would actually do great….but the truth is….there is alot of trickory sourounding this movie….because I know for a fact parts of the film were already filmed
At least Cher can act! As can Angelina Jolie. I’d prefer Michelle Pfeiffer over Megan Fox. This is almost as bad as the rumors that Miley Cyrus would be Batgirl.
if megan were cast as catwoman, you cant compare her to michelle, they would be completely different because this is nolans batman now not burtons. And she has the potential to be a great actress, shes only 23, give her some time. she fits the role perfectly, looks and personality
have you all forgoten that Cher is older than sin! I’m sorry but if they do have cat woman in B3 then it can’t be Cher because the audience has to be able to watch it and not get sick from her misshaped body. And who cares about the age difference with fox and bale? have you ever watched a james bond movie! Shawn Connory was like 50 getting hit on by women in their 20’s, and those movies did good. I could care less who plays cat woman, as long as it’s not cher or Jolie because it doesn’t need to be an 90’s music video or a near porno like how Beowulf was.
She won’t be the next catwoman, it hasn’t even been confirmed that Nolan is returning to direct the movie. And how can an actor be hired with out the director?
I think she would be a decent catwoman but I would prefer someone who isn’t constantly everywhere you look. I think someone like Mila Jovovich or the woman who played King Leonitus’ wife in the movie 300 would be a good choice. Both of them could play the strong, sexy catwoman and still have some aspects of softness too.
In which way does she have “a darker edge” than Michelle Pfeiffer?
Fox is attractive, but she can’t hold a candle to Jolie. I prefer Angelina as I shallowly hoped it WOULD be more like an 90’s music video or a near porno like Beowulf. I loved all that slithering and lurking in the water naked with that long tail Jolie’s CG’d character brought to that film; hot stuff.
This guy is a dope in dissing Cher…Cher went on Ellen and laughed at the rumor that she was to play Catwoman, also denying it. That was a Hollywood rumor. And who is Megan Fox anyways? ya, at least Cher can act…she won an Oscar you know while also having more film credits that Megan whatshername.
THIS IS ONE DUMB FUCKING RUMOR LOL OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE PEOPLE ARGUE THEIR TONGUES OFF ABOUT THIS NONSENSE.
Cher is a first rate actress and had a much better body than Megan Fox had when she was in her twenties.
Who can forget her spectacular figure and wardrobe on the Sonny and Cher show?
Megan Fox might be Catwoman but she could NEVER be Cher!
Cher is the most amazing actress/singer out there!
She is playing a nightclub owner in the new movie Burlesque with Christina Aguilera
Enough said =)
Is it just me, or is the guy who wrote this a bit of a dick who is trying to be funny and who doesnt really know what he’s talking about? And by the way, I reckon Bane would be a good villain for the next Batman film, if there is one.
@That Guy
Are you serious? You say this guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about and you suggest Bane?Don’t get me wrong, he’s a cool villain, but could NEVER be anything more than a henchman character. No matter how deep his story is, the general audience won’t get over the fact that he’s a steroid induced muscle head. That’s just not menacing enough, especially if they want to top Joker. Catwoman does seem possible considering Rachel’s death, but I think a more likely candidate is Vicky Vale. The reporter investigating Batman would fit perfectly with the Riddler who is doing the same. Either way, Fox would be a terrible choice for any character in this movie. Has anyone even seen the Transformers movies? She has the acting skills of a lemon. Anyone who thinks this is a good idea just wants to see her in spandex. As for Cher, that would just be creepy. Forget Catwoman, call her Couger for trying to hit on Bale. I say they do Vale instead, but that’s just me.
who gives a shit about michelle, that sticky oldass bitch, megan is so damn hot and she would play catwoman great, she’s the perfect catwoman, unless she decides to play wonderwoma who is a prood, but hell no! i want megan as catwoman, that would turn me on better, ’cause catwoman is hot. MEGAN IS HOT, CATWOMAN IS HOT, AND A LITTLE EVIL SO THAT MAKES HER HOTTER SO THAT’S WHY MEGAN SHOULD PLAY CATWOMAN, she has show she can be hot and evil. anyone who says megan should not play catwoman is gay or is a ugly fat and jealous woman.
Are you fucking serious. keep your horney fucking mind away from this website a go watch a fucking porno for those who actually understand that this is a real film and not a cheap porno movie they would also understand that acting is more then just being sexy. i wish horney 80 year old men would stay away from here.
stop wasting our time with your stupid ass headlines and news.
first of all looks like you don;t know shit about Batman so i suggest not to make any comments about it stupid white boy, besides Megan Fox is not going to be Catwoman but why would you want a granny to be catwoman r u sick or gay Stuart?
She’s nice to look at and that’s about it. Even that wasn’t enough for her to do the Michael Bay standard ‘my bum is hungry and its eating my hotpants’ routine. I was so bored watching her in Transformers 2.
She won’t get a part in this because Nolan only casts actors, not fit bits.
You want a nice looking woman that can act and fill a PVC suit, then he should cast Marley Shelton.
And on a note of Bales voice!!!what’s wrong with it? he’s supposed to sound pissed off. He does that to hide his lisp. Pay attention.
How about Nancy Pelosi as the Catwoman. She loves hollywood and all it’s lowlifes. They could leave her mask on for most of the flick and then unmask her in the end. I don’t think even the Batman could stomach that…
Unfortunately, Batman would then become a horror flick, but they could always release it on Halloween. I know it would scare the bajebbers out of me (as it does in real life when I see her picture)!!!
Okay…Okay…if Nancy Pelosi can’t be the Catwoman, perhaps she can star in a remake of Fatal Attraction as Glenn Close’s character. Then Obama would be a shoe in for Michael Douglas’s character.
Dang…I think I have a future in hollywood (except that I’m not a sleezebag…usually).
‘[i]Shoo-in[/i]‘. Stop learning new words from episodes of The Simpsons. They are frequently jokes.
It’s your bloody lexicon. Get it right.
I think I’ve turned into my dad. I’ll be unable to work the remote control next.
(note to self: HS comment box is HTML, not BBCode)
Still own a VCR?