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Top 10 CGI Films

by David Scarborough

CGI gets a bad rap around these parts of the interweb. If it doesn’t involve giant blue cats dry humping each other in the middle of a glowing forest, then it’s some amphibian floppy eared twat running around ruining your favourite sci-fi saga. Many forget that CGI animation is also responsible for some of the [...]

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Stargate Universe – Exclusive Clip

by David Scarborough

Stargate used to be a franchise that was labelled alongside other sci-fi dross such as Farscape and Babylon 5. The type of indecipherable nonsense that appealed to closet masturbators and those guys who sit in the dark writing fan fiction. Well, that all changed recently, with Stargate Universe revitalising the franchise and propelling back into [...]

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Extraordinary Measures – DVD Review

by David Scarborough

Extraordinary Measures is one of those movies you don’t see very often. That’s because they’re usually on telly at around 2pm on a weekday, while us normals are resenting the turd-headed followers who watch such weekday dross. It’s all pretty underwhelming stuff, all smiles from the physically crippled and cemented frowns from the theatrically crippled; it’s [...]

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Double DVD Review: Edge of Darkness & American Dad Vol. 5

by David Scarborough

Bringing you your weekly DVD review goodness in a sickening double helping this week. We take a look at Mel Gibson’s latest relentless tirade, and that Seth MacFarlane cartoon about the family with the talking animal - no, not that one, the other one. Edge of Darkness has Mel Gibson returning to our screens as an [...]

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Exclusive Hilary Duff Surviving Summer Clip

by David Scarborough

Hilary Duff. Hilary Duff, Hilary Duff, Hilary Duff. Sometime Lizzy McGuire Hilary Duff is now an all grown-up actress type lady, but is often taken as a bargain bucket Miley Cyrus. Except the Duffster spends most of her time making money, instead of grinding up against old men and generally shocking her pre-pubescent fanbase to [...]

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Top 10 Lost Plot Holes

by David Scarborough

We absolutely adored Lost here at hecklerspray. Every episode piled on the intrigue with careless restraint; phallic stone plugs, grown men wearing too much eye-liner and a guy who could turn into smoke at his illogical whim – Lost had it all. After six series, fans waited patiently for a final episode they thought held [...]

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American Dad’s Best Quotes

by David Scarborough

Seth MacFarlane is one of television animation’s most pioneering innovators. He gave us that programme about the family with the talking animal and the overly intellectual baby. Then there’s that other programme that just started with the family, a talking animal and an intellectual baby except this time they’re black – genius! If one thing [...]

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Exam: Blu-ray Review

by David Scarborough

British cinema usually boils down to three distinct factions: Danny Boyle, Noel Clarke and Mike Leigh. It’s a shame to admit it, but if it isn’t a mediocre Indian drama dressed-up as ‘the feel-good film of the decade’, a streetwise yuff flick, or some depressing bafflement of funding, then it usually doesn’t get made. It [...]

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Brothers: Blu-ray Review

by David Scarborough

Tobey Maguire and Jake Gyllenhaal look pretty similar, don’t they? That doe-eyed bulging apathy that seeps from their indistinct puff-gobs make them near gloomy twins. Gylenhaal even nearly replaced Maguire as Spiderman when producers thought that Peter Parker needed to mope around a bit more in the sequel. It’s little surprise that someone eventually paired [...]

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Hecklerspray Interviews Noel Clarke

by David Scarborough

Noel Clarke is a busy man these days. You’ll occasionally find him promoting reading for young ruffians, fronting anti-piracy campaigns and bothering that Dr. Who fellow. Oh, he also makes the odd film now and again. He also had the misfortune to bump into Hecklerspray recently. So we tied him down and forced him to talk about [...]

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