When Brad Pitt tells Angelina Jolie to jump, she says "how high?" And when Brad Pitt tells Angelina Jolie to start filling her guts up with unborn children, she'll stuff twice as many as he asked for up there.
That's the insinuation being made, anyway. Angelina Jolie reportedly only decided to fall pregnant with twins because she was scared that Brad Pitt would leave her if she didn't.
If that's true then Angelina Jolie is a fool. She should come and shack up with us, because we'd never ask her to get pregnant if she didn't want to. In fact, we hate children so much that we'd make her drown all her existing kids in the bath before we let her move her stuff in. That's the exact opposite of what Brad Pitt wants, which is why we're confident that Angelina Jolie will choose us.
Brad Pitt is like a wild animal, hell-bent on ensuring that his lantern-chiseled good looks and bubblewrap abs are passed on down through the generations. Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston and Juliette Lewis couldn't give Brad Pitt what he wanted, and so he found love with Angelina Jolie. And now that Angelina Jolie has already squirted out one Brad Pitt baby, she'd better carry on doing it or Brad Pitt will leave her before she knows what hit her. Allegedly.
Angelina Jolie is so pregnant with twins, but she doesn't want you to know it. Even though it's clear that Angelina Jolie is either pregnant or fermenting a hundredweight of kimchi in her small intestine, there's been no official confirmation of it yet. But just because Angelina Jolie hasn't said that she's pregnant, it doesn't mean that people can't start wildly speculating on why she got pregnant in the first place.
From what reports would have you believe. there's a clear divide between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Brad Pitt likes kids that he's made with globs of his own semen, but Angelina Jolie likes the exotic prepackaged ones that you don't have to eek down your birth canal for hours at a time. And while Angelina Jolie is happy to keep adopting the latter until the day she dies, Brad Pitt wants more of the first lot.
And, according to Entertainmentwise, Angelina Jolie is so scared of Brad Pitt leaving her that she relented and got herself knocked up:
Following a series of heated arguments over expanding their rainbow family, the actress reportedly feared that Brad would leave her if she was unable to give him another biological child. “Then, when she couldn’t get pregnant, Angelina worried that Brad might leave her,” a source confides to the National Enquirer. “That’s when she went to the specialist.” Whilst there has been no official announcement, it's widely believed that Angie is expecting twins, as the result of in vitro fertilization.
While we like the sound of Brad Pitt getting furious because each of his ejaculations doesn't immediately create a baby, nobody really knows how true the report is. If it is true, then our estimation of Brad Pitt has fallen dramatically. Threatening to leave a woman just because she can't get pregnant as quickly as you'd like is a terrible thing to do.
Angelina Jolie should have just called Brad Pitt's bluff and let him leave her. Not only would she have asserted herself as a tough, independent woman in control of her own body, but she'd have also been so busy raising all her kids that there wouldn't be any time left for her to star in any more rubbishy over-serious films that nobody wants to watch. We'd have all won, in that sense,
Read more:
Angelina Jolie Wanted Another Baby To Keep Brad? – Entertainmentwise
mst3kster says
Is Brad Pitt a pedophile?
Unknown says
you need to get a life and stop making up stories that are not even true.
Pharo says
Not only is this all horse manure it is damn incorrect horse manure.They are friends of ours and much as you grubby blokes want reports on constant spats.. it does not happen except in your minds.They are happy and in love, so butt out because this is truly tasteless.
Go bash kylie for stalking her ex and trying ot use his dog to get him back when she treated ex like a dog ,most of the time
.But do not talk utter trash.
gir says
“Don’t insult [my favorite dumb crazy celebrity], instead insult [some other dumb crazy celebrity] because [they are dumb and crazy].”
Gilbert Wham says
Pharo, are you the same loon who purported to be the ‘friend’ of Kylie Mi-whatsit’s anonymous bloke the other day too? Or is that another loon? D’you mean’friend’ as in “I have a shrine to in my bedroom (in my mum’s basement)”? Yes?
THE ONE YOUR LOOKIN' AT~! says
I must say even if this story isn’t true it sure can easily live up to it….Most of the celebrities these days are whacky …insecure….and manic depressives!!!
lu lu says
Angie getting pregnant to hold on to Brad? Why doesn’t that suprise me?
Why do you think she got pregnant with Shiloh so early in their relationship?
She used Maddox to play on his heart strings and snag him in the first place because she knew he wanted kids.
She knows that his love and commitment to their kids will make it difficult for him to leave her and she can’t hang on to him with her personality and character alone. She needs to use their children to manipulate and sink her meathooks further into him because she knows the only joy he has with her is their children.
What a pathetic, manipulative woman. She makes Brad look like a fool……which isn’t hard to do because he IS a fool.
If Brad is so happy with her then why has he aged so much since he hooked up with her?
In photos of them together they either look miserable or like they are putting on fake smiles for the cameras. Their body language always shows tension and distance between them.
Brad and Angie are a joke. I feel sorry for their kids.
jen says
I DON’T THINK SO. ANGIE IS A STRONG WOMEN. SHE ISN’T AFRAID SOMEONE LEFTED HER. NO WAY.
cher says
Pitt is so dumb, that I doubt it if he even knows he was being played all along by Jolie. Either way, he deserves everything he gets.
yogi says
Brad and Angelina are nothing more than Sociopaths and Narcissists putting on a show for the entire world and enjoying it at the cost of insult to brad’s ex wife.
They are both great actors but I will never spend a dime on their movies or watch anything they produce due to their lack of moral character.
They are the perfect example of disgrace to society and the world for what they did.
Nasty trashy people with lots of money good looks and nothing more.. They have no substance and their union as they are both adulterers and such a very sad example of humanity and how people will hurt and abandon something or someone for more gain in another area.
I can’t even was any more time thinking about them, as they truly are a sad example of how people like to cause insult and pain at the cost of another persons spiritual health just to gain their own popularity. They seriously don’t think there is a consequence, but time will deliver it to both of them for what they did to Jennifer Anniston. They will eventually have lots of bad luck. Carma is a biotch…
marynotcontrary says
Ladies and gentlemen, how about if we settle this. Angelina slept with her mothers’ boyfriend, Angelina snagged Billy-Bob when he was about to get engaged to another woman-need I do on. She’s a raggamuffin and Brad is the best Nanny she’ll ever have. Get a grip folks, the writing is on the wall!!
Hamid says
It’s surprising Angela and Pitt will be getting Twins.But still thinking will marry!!
None in the world may think good about them.Because in any religion without marriage
to be pregnant is termed as what ????.We all know it.