Out of the way blindy, shove over morbid widower – there’s really only one person who’ll win American Idol now.
And that’s Adam Lambert. Even though, just a few weeks ago, he basically performed Ring Of Fire in the style of three dial-up modems going off simultaneously in an echo chamber, Adam Lambert has now pulled it together and received the highest accolade available to American Idol contestants.
That’s right – Paula Abdul tried to put her hands down his pants at the aftershow. Wait, no, that’s not it. We meant that Simon Cowell gave Adam Lambert a standing ovation last night.
At this precise moment, this season of American Idol has just under two months to go. And we’ll state now that it’s going to be a painful ride, simply because the weekly American Idol themes are already getting ragged and a bit desperate.
If you thought that last week’s American Idol iTunes Top Downloads night was awkward and pointless, then last night’s Songs From The Year We Were Born night probably gave you an aneurysm, not least because technically the theme was Songs From The Year We Were Born That Were Either Cover Versions Of Songs From Before We Were Born Or Cover Versions Of Songs From The Year We Were Born That Were Released A Couple Of Years Ago.
But forget that. Forget that the theme only really succeeded in reminded the viewers just how very old they are. Forget that next week’s American Idol theme is probably going to be Songs We Think We Heard A Stranger Whistle In A Lift In October 2004. This is because American Idol is about the singing, right?
Well, no. It’s about singing and cackling at the awful clothes that the blind contestant gets made to wear. But sadly, on last night’s American Idol, Scott MacIntyre wound up dressed in a comparatively normal outfit, so we’re begrudgingly forced to concentrate on the singing instead.
Specifically, let’s concentrate on Adam Lambert. In the last few episodes, Adam Lambert has gone from squealing emo joke to genuine contender to – as evidenced last night – the man who’s definitely going to win American Idol.
Why so confident? Because, following his performance of Mad World, the unthinkable happened to Adam Lambert – Simon Cowell actually gave him a standing ovation. Access Hollywood reports:
Adam Lambert, the frontrunner in the competition, performed last on the show. And though the now hour-long show ran into overtime and the judges? comments were shortened, Simon managed to express the impact Adam made with his version of the 1982 song, ?Mad World.? ?Words are unnecessary, but I want to give you a standing ovation,? Simon said as the entire judging panel stood up to pay the 26-year-old Californian his dues.
Do you know what this means? Simon Cowell giving a standing ovation to an American Idol contestant is just about unheard of. The implications of this act are too numerous to mention, but essentially it means that a) Simon Cowell wants Adam Lambert to win American Idol, b) Simon Cowell is almost definitely holding the Judge’s Save gimmick back on the offchance that Adam Lambert gets voted out before his time and – most importantly – c) no matter where he comes in the competition, Adam Lambert won’t have to worry about his career.
That’s not to say that Simon Cowell is definitely going to sign Adam Lambert after American Idol, though. But we do understand that Simon is looking for a new loincloth-clad cabana boy to clean his mansion so, in that respect, Adam Lambert is quids in.
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China Blue says
I’v been a fan of Lambert’s since he performed Satisfaction. His second rendition was so sexually charged I nearly burned a hole in my armchair.
Jane says
This guy is the most exciting new voice, and face, I’ve seen and heard on AI (or anywhere) in a long time. Many are good, but Adam is just, well, sensational. I’ve never bought a CD by ANY Idol contestant or winner, but I can’t wait for Adam’s to come out whether he wins or not. The rest of the contestants pale in comparison. I’m basically watching now just to see what he will do next. In the looks department, he can only be compared to a young Elvis…wow!
jack mac says
Adam Lambert will not only be a star,he will be a super star. unlike any other.
Molly Fitzmaurice says
This is what american Idol was made to do: give us all the oppotunity to see a legend in the making. Adam will dominate the next decade. He knows how to keep giving and holding back at the same time, with lived-emotion that never whines. American Idol would be smart to start taking overs for DVDs of each performer’s performances to date.
Adam says
It was an amazing performance. What was more amazing was Simon gave a standing ovation to Adam’s performance. OMG!
http://tinyurl.com/madworldadam
ian says
Cowell giving a standing O to contestants is not uncommon back here in the UK.
We have a show called The X-Factor, which is essentially AI with the twist that the 4 judges mentor the contestants in genre groups (boys v girls v groups v over 25s). This year Simon mentored the boys, but the girls were very very very strong and Simon Cowell gave a standing ovation on different occasions for 3 (I think) different girls, so we’re kind of used to it over here.
The winner of that show will be a pretty big International artist, I think, so look out for Alexandra Burke in a few months time.
Back to AI I’m not sure Adam deserved the standing ovation last night but he is definitely THE artist that makes the show worth watching
Bobby James says
What a douche.
Childofgod says
Just the word Idol alone bothers me. I don’t want to idolize any of them whether they can sing or not!
Sally says
Adam, thank you so much for that link. OMG. The video had more than just the songs but reactions. I have chills galore!
melabonbon says
why do people insist on ruining that wonderful song?
why did i have to sit through it while waiting for “fringe” to come on?
PAT says
ADAM IS HOT… HE IS ELECTRIFYING… HE HAS YOUR FULL ATTENTION. HE IS SOOOO GOOD LOOKING AND A TOP PERFORMER..I KNOW THERE ARE RUMORS THAT HE IS GAY BUT SO WHAT.. SO IS CLAY AIKEN BUT WHO REALLY CARES. THAT IS HIS PRIVATE LIFE.HE DEFINITELY HAS MY VOTE…ADAM IS ALSO EXTREMELY SEXY!!!!!1 I TRULY HOPE HE WINS AMERICAN IDOL. EVEN IF HE DOESN’T SOMEONE WILL GRAB HIM UP AND SIGN HIM ON. GOOD LUCK ADAM!
PAT says
HATS OFF TO SIMON COWELL
Redilocks says
Hey everyone, Elvis is alive, right? Adams lip even quivers like the kings did. He looks like a youg Elvis, but his vocal range is far more reaching,but he has such charisma.He sure has made a 62 yr young(savvy Grammy hot)We are watching the birth of a legend, and I am glad to be part of watching his superstardom. I could listen to him perform for hours. I like his mental stregth, and that he is tru to himself. God bless you Adam.Go to http://www.adamlambert.fm and watch his performances.
KJH says
You people are rediculous! Adam is rediculous! Can’t stand Adam. Don’t think he is that great. The way Paula acts about this wierdo is sickening.
Gracie Gordon says
OK – HOW MANY GAYS ARE WE GOING TO HAVE WIN IDOL??????? WE HAVE HAD CLAY AIKEN, THE GREY HADED DUDE, ???, ??????, etc. etc etc. THIS GUY IS OK IF YOU LIKE THAT SORT – HOWEVER, I JUST CANT BRING MYSELF TO VOTE FOR HIM OVER THE YOUNG MAN THAT LOST HIS WIFE – – – HE IS QUITE GOOD. THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS TO CLEAN UP SOMEWHAT – LIKE FOR INSTANCE, WASH HIS HAIR???????????????? OR, IS THAT THE LOOK HE IS STRIVING FOR – IF SO – HE HAS SUCCEEDED…… NOW, WHY DOES SIMON LIKE HIM SO MUCH////////?????????????????????????
Luz says
Gracie, you have GOT to be at least 80. Get some glasses and a hearing aid. Lady, everyone has someone in their life die. Can I please be the next American Idol? No, because I’m not the best singer in (or out) of the competition. Neither is Danny.
Stan says
The only other standing ovation I saw Simon give was to Clay Aiken.
cara says
Hey genius, Clay Aiken did not win American Idol. And why not check your prejudice at the door. You are talking about a show that is based on entertainment, big suprise the entertainment industry tends to have people from a variety of backgrounds including different sexual orientations. You probably should just keep the tv off if you are not willing to see things you may disagree with.
Beth says
Good grief,if you are going to ‘judge’ Adam or anyone, take the CAPS button off…you come across as an illiterate being. At least find out the name of “the young man who lost his wife”…it’s Danny. And yes, Danny is quite good. Adam is amazing, he is innovative and makes older songs relevant. His voice is soo smooth and very engaging.Simon likes him because he is talented, not just singing karaoke.
M H Slate says
Why does Simon Cowell have the last say? Week after week they say how horrible Lil is, yet she keeps coming back. Something is wrong here.
authority on everything says
How big is Adam Lambert?? Some think he is going to fulfill bible prophecy as the Anti-Christ. An inside source reports he has walked on water in the swimming pool at the mansion. The inside source also reports he has cured Scott’s blindness enabling him to find his guitar that he misplaced when he was a little boy. Scott wants to keep the healing a secret from the public so he can continue getting sympathy votes. The bible says the antichrist will be killed and raise from the dead. Enter Tatiana Der Rio. I predict she is secretly living under the mansion. At the precise moment, she will jump out of the bushes scaring Adam to death. After 3 days he will raise from the dead, that is unless Paula A. is lying on top of him and preventing his resurrection and the fulfillment of the prophecy. Sincerly, Authority On Everthing
jean says
Why is Simon hoover over Paula all the time?
ana says
I have never cared who will win or lose on this show but,now i find myself so amazed by ADAM.I love everything about him he has to win and i think this is toture to prolong this just give him the title.I want his album NOW!
ChristianJim says
childofgod- Lighten yourself up a bit. I believe in god and understand the “idols” thing but take a chill pill. It’s guys
like you that give Christians a bad name. BTW Adam is
really good and I believe not only will he win it, he’s the next
top pop artist – Adam if you read this, good luck man!
Anonymous says
Hey, I’ve been a fan of Adam’s since he did his first audition (The Bohemian Rhapsody). I don’t think he just came out of the blue and became a genuine contender just because of Mad World. He has been AMAZING & BRILLIANT ever since the beginning of the show!!! By the way I don’t think he was ever a “sqeuling emo joke”. I think he can totally pull that one off after seeing Ring of Fire. I loved it!!!! Made me want to scream!!! I love you ADAM I KNOW IT’S A FACT THAT YOU WILL WIN!!! THERE IS NO QEUSTION ABOUT IT!!! (: I LOVE YOU!!! Keep doing what your doing!!!
jollyroger says
STAR IDOL
Luther says
To Gracie Gordon.
If you have any ability to hear music, you would recgonize that this guy could sing Mary Had A Little Lamb and make it sound fantastic. Plus, he’s hot (gay or not). I’m not even sure why his sexual preference is being discussed here. It’s a singing competition for God’s sake! The reason Simon likes him, is because Adam has talent off of which he might be able to make a crap load of money. Can’t imagine why that would matter. Duh!
P.S Using many question marks doesn’t make it any more of a question. Calm it down a notch honey.
Luther says
To KJH
Calm down buddy. You are clearly tone deaf. Sad for you.
Rita Hutauruk says
I am from Indonesia. Adam makes us feel more motivated. He is a true inspiration in this recession that is happening around the world. We need this kind of programs more often. He is our favorite right now.
Claudia Jelinski says
Not only will Adam Lambert be the next American Idol, he will be the next American ICON
Claudia Jelinski says
Another phenominal performance to look up, is when he played in Brigadoon in 2004 and sang Come to Me, Bend to Me. Outrageous.
tanabanana says
Listen to this song; if you do not already adore Adam, you will at least appreciate his talent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VQo6mCkEso
I HOPE HE SINGS THIS ON AI-it will seal his fate; in a good way.
tobi says
WOW! If you don’t like the word “Idol”, or don’t want to idolize them, then it’s as simple as this — DON’T WATCH THE SHOW!! — No one is forcing you to watch! I mean, the title of the show tells you what it’s all about, and why would you even turn it on if you don’t like the word “Idol” anyway?? …duh… There’s plenty of us that enjoy the show and don’t have some hang up on such a petty thing~! Go watch Little House on the Prairie!
tobi says
Claudia, yes, you are so right, Adam will be an icon, a household name, (just ADAM)…and, a legend. We haven’t experienced a singing sensation AND entertainer like him in years. The Beatles and Elvis were the last real International SuperStars that are still extremely respected everywhere after all this time…(girls screaming, crying, pushing etc.). NOW, it’s ADAMS’ turn!! He’ll have to go incognito, his concerts will be SOLD OUT everywhere, and the girls will be crying, screaming, and pushing to get at him…lol…God help him…he’ll have to have lots of bodyguards just like the fore’mentioned legends. But I WISH HIM ALL THE BEST…MUCH LOVE AND ADMIRATION, ADAM!!! Stay true to yourself, and stay humble!
This man is DYNAMIC, HYPNOTIZING, LOVABLE, AND ADDICTING!!
CC7 says
When I don’t like someone, I just ignore him/her. Yet you are taking the time coming here and writing about Adam….I think you are in loooooove with the weirdo….who, by the way, is an incredibly talented and hot artist! It burns, it burns….
CC7 says
Gorkey Dokey has been cashing in the fact that he’s lost his wife throughout the show. You can choose to keep things private, as Scott did about his kidney transplant and his ailing sister. I don’t have any sympathy for someone who’s trying to profit from such a sad thing.