Remember the UK royal wedding? You might not want to, but thanks to the media still being in love with the couple of the moment, all sorts of tatty commemorative DVD?s and magazines have been brought out to mark the occasion.
Unless you camped out for several hours to wave at William and Kate, it'll be the closest you\’ll ever get to them. They don't associate with peasant scum like us.
The marriage of William and Kate wasn?t just about them however. One other person who gained mass attention was Princess Beatrice. She didn't stop an assassin or anything impressive like that; instead she wore a hat that looked like a huge gaping vagina with two mini spitting foo-foos on top. It’s fair to say it was a fashion no-no. However, some idiot will see it as ?arty? and attempt to buy it. Shockingly, some people are already trying to do this.