We’ve reached the end of the world. People, it was good knowing you. But six days before 12/12/12, we have a fundamental sign of the impending, bloody, firey doom that’s waiting for us. The kaleidoscope has been shaken, and the cards have been drawn, and all I can see is some shitty nonsensical pattern and WHOTHEFUCKPUTSTHEJOKERINTHEPACK?!
Celebrities, cuckolds and misanthropic wifebeaters everywhere are shitting bricks. Max Clifford, the waxwork model of whom (oh, I’m being informed that is a real photo of him) the infallible human fireblanket that keeps them oh so flame retardant, has been arrested today. And he’s not just been arrested for stealing a pint of milk – oh, no no no…