It was recently announced that the next Trek film, the sequel to J.J. Abram?s excellent, albeit lens flair laden reboot of the franchise, would be titled Star Trek Into Darkness. Which would be a great title if a self-serious, bi-curious, twelve-year-old boy had chose it as the title to his Kirk/Spock slash fiction.
Unfortunately Star Trek Into Darkness is not supposed to be an amazing porno parody in which the difficult act of man on man space docking is attempted whilst in space, contingent of course on whether or not Vulcans are circumcised. No, the new movie is going to be an action filled, entertaining adventure much like the last one. Which means die hard Trekkies are going to gnash their retainers into smithereens as they spew vitriol across message boards throughout the land.