Anyone remember how Torville and Dean got famous? Anyone? It's that Bolero thing, right? Oh, and everyone knows about it? And is that because ITV keep ramming it down our throats every single Dancing on Ice finale even though it was nearly 30 years ago? Yes? Thought so.
And this year?s Dancing on Ice finale was no different. ITV didn't even give us a chance to think it might be, because they opened the show with two creepy opera singers doing Bolero whilst Torville and Dean launched their middle-aged bodies around a televised ice-rink trying to recreate something that happened before hecklerspray was even born.
Still, it wasn?t all purple lycra and a desperate need to recreate the 80s. Although some of it was, like Jorgie?s showcase dance. She pranced around the ice to Fame, and did lots and lots of tricky lifts and had a load of professional skaters doing the same thing as her, but slightly better than she'd just done it. She scored 29 out of 30, which looked really good.