Bullying isn’t nice is it? Correct. It’s great! It makes hecklerspray feel like a big manwoman thing! Of course, like all bullies, our sniping is an attempt to mask our despairing sense of self loathing and endless reservoirs of hopelessness that clouds our thoughts every time we wake.
Until we learn how to deal with our emotions, we’ll keep picking on famous people, even if they are only 5 years old like Justin Bieber.
And of course, we’re not the only people sticking the boot in on the shot-glass sized prancing singer. It seems everyone’s at it, and of course, we’re too lazy to pick an original target.
And this week, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Justin Bieber opened up his barely formed heart and spoke about his own struggles against nasty people.
People like us.
Bieber said:
“There are so many bullies. It goes on so much…Everybody goes through bullying…even me.”
Everyone concerned at Camp Bieber isn’t coming forward and willing to talk about it, which can only mean one of three things. He’s either telling lies for attention, the problem is so grave that they’re unable to form proper sentences about it all for fear of breaking down in angry, knuckle whitening tears… or they don’t mind what Justin Bieber says because it’s all good publicity because idiots like us will write about his every whim, in the hope that we get some decent traffic from his clearly insane fans.
Of course, this could be coming about after Bieber’s recent incident at a Vancouver-area laser tag center. We advised that Bieber should have punched the kid giving him grief, but we assume that Bieberphiles won’t read anything positive that we’ve written about him because they much prefer defending him, rather than nodding in agreement.
Bieber, it seems, attracts people with an axe to grind about imagined enemies (aka People just winding them up).
And where do these people do their best trolling work?
“On my Youtube page there are so many haters,”
Bieber told Ellen DeGeneres.
“They just say crazy stuff. Like, I’m not mad. I’m 16 years-old and I don’t have chest hair and I’m not angry about it at the moment. That will come!”
“People are like, ‘Look at him, he puts helium in his voice before he sings.’ You just have to laugh at yourself. It’s funny.”
Ah! So you think it’s funny? In that case, allow us to have a little cheeky joke at the expense of your perfectly hairless little arse-crack and jovially point out that we can’t wait for your infant mind to disintegrate before our very eyes as the monstrous, clawing fever of fame grips you and turns you into an unbearable, odious little shit-house, jacked up on barely legal medicines, going from one disappointing orifice to the next.
LOL!!!1!!!
J2201987 says
*dead*