It sure was a good weekend for ginger actresses who we don't really have opinions about getting married. After Nicole Kidman married that long-haired bandit in Sydney, Marcia Cross got married too.
Between Nicole Kidman and Marcia Cross – who married some kind of stockbroker – that actually means that two thirds of all the ginger actresses in the world got married on Saturday. If only Rita Sullivan from Coronation Street got married too, it would have been a 100% strike-rate. Damn you Rita Sullivan. Damn you to hell.
You know who Marcia Cross is, though, don't you? She's in Desperate Housewives. Yes, we know you don't watch Desperate Housewives because it's rubbish, but you must have seen pictures, right? No, Marcia Cross isn't the one from Desperate Housewives who has to wear an eyepatch, or the one who keeps talking about how crap her boyfriend is in bed, or the one who is inexplicably in love with Michael Bolton, or the one who was nominated for an Oscar or the one who allegedly waggled his penis around. The other one. The one with the lovely ginger hair. Yeah, her. Anyway, she got married at the weekend.
Marcia Cross married stockbroker Tom Mahoney at the Church Of Our Saviour Episcopal Parish in San Gabriel, California on Saturday. That's about all we know, and – frankly – Marcia's rep isn't really helping things with her statement:
"It was a beautiful ceremony. They're very happy."
Which is one step up from "I got a dead arse from sitting in the church, the reception food was cold, I was too far away from the top table so I couldn't hear the speeches and the first dance was embarrassing," we suppose. Anyway, Marcia Cross and Tom Mahoney have never shied away from making vomit-inducing statements of love in public places, like when Marcia told People:
"My favorite beauty product is my fiancé, Tom. It's true. I think that beauty comes from being happy and connected to the people we love, and his love makes me feel beautiful."
So we can be sure that there's going to be a 'look how happy and beautiful and in love I am' interview from Marcia Cross before too long. Just be sure you haven't eaten for a couple of days before you read it.
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Marcia Cross Gets Married – People
[story by Stuart Heritage]