Page Kennedy – the actor recently fired from TV show Desperate Housewives – has spoken out for the first time about his dismissal from the show for "improper conduct".
Page says we’ve got it all wrong; the rumours that he flopped his willy out and waggled it about at people on the Desperate Housewives set are all false. He claims that the show’s producer simply wanted "to go in a new direction."
When Page Kennedy – who played basement-dweller Caleb –
was recently fired from Desperate Housewives (DVDs), the producers only gave
tantalising mentions of "improper conduct" for his dismissal. But soon
the alleged details for Kennedy’s sacking began to pour out – reports
suggested that he was a secret flasher.
At the time of Kennedy’s sacking, Desperate Housewives spokesperson Janet Daily mentioned "improper conduct" and that Kennedy’s sacking had come after a "thorough
investigation." But now Page Kennedy himself has decided to speak out on the matter.
"There are a lot of stories that have been told, but the truth of
the matter is that Touchstone decided to go in a different direction
and they bought out my contract. Anything you’ve heard that contrary is
all false."
So there you are – Touchstone decided that they’d just
recast Page Kennedy on a whim, and then built up the whole
‘dick-waggle’ thing for a bit of a giggle. Perhaps.
"The challenge
I have right now is trying to get the truth out as aggressively as they
got the rumours out. That’s the problem. If the truth isn’t as juicy as
the rumours, who cares? That’s what sucks."
In the meantime,
Desperate Housewives continues to be about as fun as eating
anthrax-filled doughnuts. But at least the show has a new Caleb – played by Nashawn Kearse –
living in the basement. Not that it’ll stop Page Kennedy’s quest for justice. Even though
he’ll soon be starring in the new Usher film In The Mix, he’s still
going to protest his innocence in the most confusing way imaginable:
"The
analogy I use is you’re driving home from work, and the police arrest
you and say you fit the profile of someone who just murdered somebody.
You go through the whole trial process, and the witnesses are sitting
there telling the jury that you did it, and you have no idea what
they’re even talking about. You were just coming home from work."
Page
Kennedy, then. He doesn’t waggle his schlong at Desperate Housewives
workers, but he might have murdered someone on the way home from work.
Or something.
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