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Madonna Promises That There’ll Be No Wardrobe Malfunctions At Super Bowl (Thank God)

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when Janet Jackson invented the term ‘wardrobe malfunction’ at the Super Bowl? That was good wasn’t it? In the old days, it was just called ‘flashing’ or ‘exposing yourself’, which is clearly what happened, but Janet’s people had to pretend it was an accident. Well, people are a little nervous of a nipple being [...]

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Super Bowl 2012: Worst Star Spangled Banner Performances, EVER!

by Mof Gimmers

Super Bowl Sunday is nearly upon us, leaving 99.9% of the Great British public absolutely nonplussed. The remaining 1% is made entirely of 3 super fans and a host of the curious. Still, that shouldn’t stop us looking at it.

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Nicki Minaj Sees ‘Stupid Hoe’ Banned For Being Deeply, Intensely Irritating

by Mof Gimmers

Nicki Minaj is a woman on a mission. Her mission is to become the most gifted, yet irritatingly wasteful popstar who ever lived. Her guest-raps have been a thing of wonderful, but when it comes to her own back-catalogue, she’s determined to make the most annoying pop music ever made. Seriously. She’s taken Daphne & [...]

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Matthew Broderick’s Greatest Moment in 20 Years? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?

by Si Sharp

Matthew Broderick is a man with a surprisingly unremarkable film career. We don’t mean he doesn’t make money- we’re sure he’s super-successful if judged by wealth. However, before you continue reading, grab a pad of paper and a pen. If, like us, you get hand-cramp from even writing your own name, then just open up [...]

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Ex-TOWIE Star Harry Derbidge Wins “Idiots’ Idiot” Award

by Michael Park

There isn’t much to be said about Harry Derbidge that hasn’t already been said. By that we mean that there is very little to say about Harry Derbidge aside from the fact that he appears to have an IQ comparable to that of a brain-damaged heron. In fact, up until today we hadn’t actually heard [...]

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Who Wants To See Some Slot Cars Going At 100mph? [Video]

by Mof Gimmers

Everyone has a soft spot for Scaletrix and slot car racing. There’s something incredibly satisfying about watching little cars veer off the track at the squeeze of a trigger. No, not in a JFK way you monster! The dream, as a kid, is to make bigger, fancier tracks with increasingly faster cars. Well, a group [...]

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Jim Carrey’s Daughter Tells Jennifer Lopez She’s Working For Tips

by Lady Robotnik

Jim Carey’s daughter Jane Carrey revealed on American Idol how she’s spent the past 24 years living in the lap of luxury, and riding golden ponies, all paid for by daddy’s money. Wait: we mean the exact opposite of that… “He’s definitely not the most extravagant celebrity,” the daughter of rubber-faced comic Jim Carrey told [...]

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Christian Bale Stops Disgusting Tramps From Their Stinky Fighting

by Mof Gimmers

Christian Bale is like a real life Batman, by which we mean, he’s a very wealthy man who can’t stop meddling in people’s business. First, he got bothered by some Chinese security while trying to visit some deaf bloke or something… and now, he’s mucking about with vagrants! See, two tramps started having a scrap [...]

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Star Wars Dogs Welcome You To The Bark Side

by Mof Gimmers

Only America could host the idea of having a commercial about a commercial. And that’s exactly what VW have done in the build-up to the Super Bowl, which of course, is more of a marketing showreel than an actual sporting event. Hell. American Football is barely a sport in itself. Ostensibly, it’s two teams of [...]

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People Used To Spit At Zooey Deschanel (She’s Used To It If You Do It Now)

by Mof Gimmers

Zooey Deschanel is one of those women people fancy when they haven’t seen her act in anything. Once you see her in a moving picture, you can’t help but wish her ill. That whole kooky, sub-standard Goldie Hawn thing she’s got going on? Loathesome. She sings cutesy wutesy songs and cocks her head to one [...]

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