Sienna Miller has had the word ‘slut’ spray painted on her house.

The British actress’ public image took another body blow following her much-criticised affair with married boyfriend Balthazar Getty after vandals wrote the insult on the outer wall of her North London home.

So who would do such a terrible thing? Well, of course, there is the legal wife or several children of the guy she is currently bonking senseless.

Then there is her jilted ex-lover Rhys Ifans. But Hecklerspray would like to make it very clear that we don’t think it is any of these people. Pointing the finger would be just wrong.

Plus the fact that Sienna Miller is so unpopular at the moment the list of possible culprits is too long to narrow down.

Sienna Miller should have just stuck with P Diddy. They were so happy together. He’d treat her like a lady, and she’d giggle at all his fall-flat jokes. Also, he’d send his stooges to bang on the car doors of anyone taking pictures of their secret meetings.

Then again, perhaps Miller should have stuck to Sean Penn. They’d be oh-so happy too – and his wife maybe didn’t care quite as much.

‘As much as who,’ you may be wondering. As much as the wife of Balthazar Getty – the guy she got photographed canoodling with while her nipples and breasts apparently substituted as stress-balls for Getty’s super-tense fingers and palms.

You remember that, right? Of course you do. Everyone else seems to as well. That’s why the Sun says:

“An exterior wall of Sienna’s home in North London was daubed, in capitals, with the word ‘SLUT’. The black, spray-painted graffiti also included an unsettling circular symbol – which looks like an attempt to recreate the sign for Satan. The actress has attracted controversy for her relationship with married man Balthazar Getty.”

A satanic symbol written in black? Then it wasn’t Mrs. Getty – she hates devil stuff. It was Britney Spears – that’s her bag, right?

Not anymore, actually.

Still, it’ll be interesting to see if any slaughtered goats show up on Miller’s doorstep over the next few weeks. If that’s the case, we only hope the animals get slaughtered humanely.

You know, like under the supervision of a licensed veterinarian or something.

As clearly the most insane member of the Jackass clan, Steve-O has done everything from jam fireworks up his anus to stapling his scrotum to his leg. Both of which will stand him in great stead in prison.

Most people know that Steve-O is British born and once tried out for the circus. He ended up as a clown and probably spent show intervals playing the bongos on kids' heads with his testicles. TV is where he has found his natural home: getting bitten, shot, slapped, cut, chiselled, whipped, gassed, drinking salad dressing until he passes out – you name it, Steve-O has been to casualty for it.

As for the British thing, for a man so flagrantly interested in his undercarriage and unable to function without obscene quantities of beer, what else could he be?

Having already flouted the law so many times he has his own jail cell right next door to Robert Downey Jr's, news of Steve-O's arrest for allegedly punching holes in his own drywall is hardly front page material. Yet when you add up his call sheet of obscenity, vandalism, drugs charges and a stint on Celebrity Love Island, this time they might just throw away the key.

As reported on Female First, the full story goes:

Prankster Steve-O has reportedly been detained by police – after a neighbour caught him wrecking his Hollywood apartment complex. 

Amazingly, that's it – apart from the exciting prospect of said neighbour performing a citizen's arrest on the no-doubt inebriated star until police arrived. It is hard to imagine what might have worked. Distracting Steve-O with a rusty steak knife, some Vaseline and a baby alligator may have done the trick, but without a network camera crew around it's probably just bestiality. Ask MTV, it's on next season.

If he beats the rap for fighting his own house, Steve-O will continue on the second series of his reality show Dr. Steve-O. While not as outdated as, say, Ugly Betty, the concept of Steve-O 'helping' white trash members of the public ("wussies") overcome their fears by damaging themselves on television is just as likely to feature a fat woman with a moustache.

Okay, fine, we're being mean and insensitive. They're not all white trash.

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