Jackass’ Steve-O Seeks Employment in Prison

Steve-O Jail Prison VandalismAs clearly the most insane member of the Jackass clan, Steve-O has done everything from jam fireworks up his anus to stapling his scrotum to his leg. Both of which will stand him in great stead in prison.

Most people know that Steve-O is British born and once tried out for the circus. He ended up as a clown and probably spent show intervals playing the bongos on kids' heads with his testicles. TV is where he has found his natural home: getting bitten, shot, slapped, cut, chiselled, whipped, gassed, drinking salad dressing until he passes out – you name it, Steve-O has been to casualty for it.

As for the British thing, for a man so flagrantly interested in his undercarriage and unable to function without obscene quantities of beer, what else could he be?

Having already flouted the law so many times he has his own jail cell right next door to Robert Downey Jr's, news of Steve-O's arrest for allegedly punching holes in his own drywall is hardly front page material. Yet when you add up his call sheet of obscenity, vandalism, drugs charges and a stint on Celebrity Love Island, this time they might just throw away the key.

As reported on Female First, the full story goes:

Prankster Steve-O has reportedly been detained by police – after a neighbour caught him wrecking his Hollywood apartment complex. 

Amazingly, that's it – apart from the exciting prospect of said neighbour performing a citizen's arrest on the no-doubt inebriated star until police arrived. It is hard to imagine what might have worked. Distracting Steve-O with a rusty steak knife, some Vaseline and a baby alligator may have done the trick, but without a network camera crew around it's probably just bestiality. Ask MTV, it's on next season.

If he beats the rap for fighting his own house, Steve-O will continue on the second series of his reality show Dr. Steve-O. While not as outdated as, say, Ugly Betty, the concept of Steve-O 'helping' white trash members of the public ("wussies") overcome their fears by damaging themselves on television is just as likely to feature a fat woman with a moustache.

Okay, fine, we're being mean and insensitive. They're not all white trash.

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  1. SWIFTBRIT. says

    STEVE-OOOOOOOOOO,THE BEST OF BRITISH.JUST PUSH YOUR HEAD THROUGH BARS<YOU MUST OF SEE THE FILM.DRUGS.VANDALISM.KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK<WHO WROTE THIS ARTICLE…..?………STEVE O.SMASH YOUR HEAD MAN.LEAD THE WAY…OTHERS FOLLOW.