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Joseph Gordon-Levitt To Please Lonely Women In The Dark Knight Rises

by Mof Gimmers

Ooooh! Squeee! Joseph Gordon-Levitt is totally, like, the thinking woman’s crumpet right? He seems kinda smart and he’s got that face which is totally hot. NOT IN A CONVENTIONAL WAY THOUGH! He’s like, hot in a slightly not conventional way. He’s such a dreamboat! He’s like that Michael Cera chap with added handsomeness. Cute, smart, [...]

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New Bladerunner Movies Announced (Will Tom Hardy Take Lead?)

by Mof Gimmers

Hey nerd baskets! Get this! You’re gonna love this! You know Blade Runner? That sic-fi film you weally weally weally love? Some people are going to tinker with it. Feel free to say “is nothing sacred anymore?” Ridley Scott’s bleak look at some typically horrible future (why are no films set in the future kinda [...]

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Wait A Minute?! What’s All This About Heath Ledger’s Joker Appearing In The Dark Knight Rises?

by Mof Gimmers

You know how Heath Ledger is dead? Like, properly dead? Dead like Michael Jackson as opposed to Elvis (no-one has ‘spotted’ him flipping burgers or selling smokes to minors)? Well, bafflingly, he might be in the next Batman film. You heard. Heath ‘Is Dead’ Ledger is to star in ‘The Dark Knight Rises’. Of course, [...]

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Batman 3 Is Now Called The Dark Knight Rises: Exit The Riddler And Enter The Pyg?

by Mof Gimmers

The new Batman films have been ace. They’ve straddled the line of edgy and dumb-ass perfectly. Basically, they’ve been action flicks for people who like to think they’re too smart for ‘em. Wise move. And there’s been a lot of anticipation over the imminent movie, which we’ve been referring to as ‘Batman 3′, just to [...]

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Tom Hardy To Star In Batman 3 As A Nasty Villain Type

by Mof Gimmers

We say Batman 3! Fanboys shout ‘For the last time! It’s not Batman 3!’ Okay, it’s not the most effective of call-and-responses, but it’s something we seem to do at an alarming rate. Anyway, since the new Batman films came out and salvaged the superhero’s name from being written off as a constant source of [...]

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TV Preview: The Take, Sky 1

by Keith Emmerson

Can you imagine an East End gangster drama which doesn’t star Danny Dyer? Moreover, can you imagine one which wasn’t directed by Guy Richie? It isn’t an easy concept to fathom; god knows sometimes we don’t want to. Unfortunately it isn’t our choice; Sky 1 is forcing us to picture such an idea because of [...]

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