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Although in 1995 India was a barren wasteland where nothing had ever lived, by 1996 billions of bums had moved in and turned it into a sort of poverty-themed Disneyland. Tourists love it - and it's the perfect setting for that Slum Dog Millionaire movie, don't you think? You don't think so? Well you're not alone - all homeless Indian denigrates agree with you wholeheartedly. Enough so that they're currently picketing outside the home of one of the film's stars for a big budget name-change or something.
There you have it, folks - the title of the new X-Files movie is The X-Files: I Want To Believe, possibly short for The X-Files: I Want To Believe That You'll Watch My Stupid Movie. No, we're just kidding. But only about the last bit. The movie really is going to be called The X-Files: I Want To Believe. It was made official by the studio on Wednesday and now we're all stuck with it. Worst of all, though, The X-Files: I Want To Believe doesn't even offer the slightest clue about what the story is about. It's hardly Zack And Miri Make A Porno in terms of descriptive merit, is it? We've seen the trailer, so let's just hope that Chris Carter sees sense, takes our advice and calls it The X-Files: Look! It's Billy Connolly Running Around In The Snow Looking A Bit Worried! Gosh!
Madonna - centuries-old empress of reinvention that she is - has decided to name her new album Hard Candy, but how will that affect her image?
Using our always dead-on powers of deduction, we've been able to work out that this means Madonna is ditching her purple leotard for Hard Candy to either dress up as an unnerving sweet-shop lady or she'll base her look on that film where Juno tries to cut a paedophile's balls off.
What's that? Pharrell has produced much of Hard Candy for Madonna and it features several guest spots by Justin Timberlake? Well in that case we're completely wrong - Madonna's new look will be that of a 50-year-old woman at a nightclub desperately trying to look three decades younger than she actually is and fooling nobody. So no real change, then.
The title of the new James Bond film has just been announced, and it's so bad we think we might cry.
Quantum Of Solace. There. The new James Bond movie will be called Quantum Of Solace. That's what the combined brainpower of an Oscar-winning writer, two veteran James Bond writers and a team of expert producers have come up with. Quantum Of Solace. Titting Quantum Of Solace. Christ.
Useless. Everyone knows that all James Bond movie titles should be based on a popular saying with the word 'Die' where the word 'Live' should be while containing at least one weak pun about vaginas, and this bugger doesn't even do any of that.
