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Festival Review: Download 2011 Friday

by Si Sharp

“Oh, goody, a festival review! I was there! I can’t wait to see whether this review entirely shares my opinions, or whether it has its own mind. Tell us what you think?” Thanks for asking! There’s an inclusivity to heavy metal that makes spending time with fans of it a total joy. They don’t sneer [...]

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Pippa Middleton Is Single So Rejoice While She Cries Her Eyes Out

by Mof Gimmers

Arse worshippers! Good news for your deluded selves! Pippa Middleton is single! Now, you shouldn’t let the fact she wouldn’t touch you with a stinky bargepole stop you believing you’re in with a shot of getting next to her now world famous behind! Even though she’s now related to one of the most wealthy and [...]

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Festival Preview- June

by Si Sharp

Yeah, we know it’s already June, and that with each passing day, the notion of it being a preview becomes more absurd. Shut up and read, because these are the festivals that you should be thinking about going to this month. Arguably if you actually use us as some kind of tastemaker, then perhaps it’s [...]

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Prince William And Kate Middleton Are Parasites Says Pink Faced Man

by Mof Gimmers

For a brief moment in Britain, everyone felt kinda good when Prince William and Kate Middleton (or The Duchess of Skelmersdale or whatever she is these days) got married. Not that there was a sense of national unity brought about by an old-fashioned state event. Rather, everyone seemed to agree that the little car they [...]

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Festival Review: Bearded Theory 2011

by Si Sharp

We blame that April heatwave. Reminds us of when a warm winter fools some of the flowers into thinking that Spring has sprung early, only for the snow to launch a surprise attack. Like the gullible flora we were similarly mislead by the glorious sunshine only for the rain to remind us that it’s not [...]

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Princess Beatrice Flogs Her Royal Wedding Hat To Morons

by Matthew Laidlow

Remember the UK royal wedding? You might not want to, but thanks to the media still being in love with the couple of the moment, all sorts of tatty commemorative DVD’s and magazines have been brought out to mark the occasion. Unless you camped out for several hours to wave at William and Kate, it’ll [...]

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Futile Complaint Made About Kate Middleton’s Topless Pictures

by Mof Gimmers

Hello Middleton family! Welcome to the dank, foetid world of celebritidom! In this new realm which you now find yourselves in, you’ll find that people have no qualms about digging up old photos of you in states of undress or looking drunk, or indeed, sticking SLRs up your skirt to snap your gussets! Hurray for [...]

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Pippa Middleton Offered A Princely $5million To Star In Porn Flick

by Mof Gimmers

The three big successes of the Royal Wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton was the Austin Martin cameo at the close of proceedings… the other two? Notably, Pippa Middleton’s two arse cheeks. Pippa has gone from being the sister of the star attraction to being something of an overnight sensation, with people only ever [...]

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Hecklerspray Royal Wedding Liveblog! Off With Our Heads!

by Mof Gimmers

CLICK OVER THE JUMP  TO READ OUR LIVEBLOG AND KEEP PRESSING REFRESH OKAY? PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON WILL HAVE YOU IN THE TOWER, WHERE CROWS WILL PICK AT YOUR EYES IF YOU DON’T.

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Hail The Lizard Men! Hecklerspray Reminder About Royal Wedding Thing!

by admin

You didn’t forget did you? There’s a Royal Wedding on tomorrow and our editor Mof Gimmers and staunch Scot Michael Park will be liveblogging events with Super Kris manning the twitter account. We’re as sick of it as you are, but hopefully, we’ll be funny/nasty/libellous/overcome with emotion at it all. So join us or we’ll [...]

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