by Stuart Heritage
If there’s one thing sadder than seeing a grown man cry, it’s seeing an overgrown, bright-orange man with a preposterous blonde mullet and leather waistcoat combination crying.
And if there’s anything sadder than that, it’s seeing an overgrown, bright-orange man with a preposterous blonde mullet and leather waistcoat combination openly wonder if he should commit suicide or bury himself in an unmarked grave like the slaves, which is how Dog The Bounty Hunter has spent most of this week to atone for the tape of him being racist about his son’s black girlfriend. But even though his career is in tatters and he’s become something of a public hate figure, Dog The Bounty Hunter says he’s forgiven the son who shopped him in, and wants to prove his forgiveness by only spraying three full cans of bear mace into his son’s face next time they meet, when the traditional family greeting involves five.
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by Stuart Heritage
When Dog The Bounty Hunter was taped calling his son’s black girlfriend a ‘nigger’, the global shock was palpable – not just because of the hateful language but because most people assumed that Dog The Bounty Hunter was black himself.
It’s true. OK, admittedly Dog The Bounty Hunter is a 15-foot-tall, bleach-blonde mulleted redneck who makes his living shooting minor criminals in the face with bear mace and very obviously has white skin, so it might be a stretch to see Dog as black, but that’s how Dog The Bounty Hunter described himself in his first post-scandal TV interview. But it’s OK, because Dog The Bounty Hunter has learnt that he isn’t actually black – which is good because if he was then he’d hate himself and have to spray mace at his own eyes, then manhandle himself a bit while shouting ‘bra’ into his own face over and over again. And that’d just be weird.
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