Susan Boyle may well be known partially for her angelic singing ability, but really, we’re more interested in her crazy antics. She’s like Michael Jackson, only without the crazed fans, dance moves and court appearances.
And now, it is that time of year when your obese uncle visits because he's eaten his own cupboards bare, Britain?s Got Talent has rolled round to gnaw away the ITV schedule.
So it seems only fitting that Susan Boyle gets a waxwork replica dedicated to her in the world's most cruddy museum chain, Madame Tussauds. This way, the PR behind Britain?s Got Talent can revert to a former success story when the UK public realise that this year?s so called crop of talent is a load of drivel.