Articles tagged with: Sharon Stone
Sharon Stone Banned From China For Being A Gigantic Div
As a celebrity, Sharon Stone knows that everything she says is ineffably correct - even if it's clearly the most moronic thing that anyone has ever heard. Like the Chinese earthquake, for example. Yes, it may have killed almost 70,000 people and forced the evacuation of another 15 million, but if Sharon Stone says it was caused by bad karma from China's treatment of Tibet, then it's obviously true. If anything, the Chinese people should be thanking Sharon Stone for her clearsighted understanding of the disaster. But it isn't. In fact, one Chinese cinema chain is so outraged by Sharon Stone's karma comments that it's decided to ban all her movies, depriving the Chinese people of surefire future blockbusters like Streets Of Blood and Five Dollars A Day. Maybe we should move to China.
As a celebrity, Sharon Stone knows that everything she says is ineffably correct - even if it's clearly the most moronic thing that anyone has ever heard. Like the Chinese earthquake, for example. Yes, it may have killed almost 70,000 people and forced the evacuation of another 15 million, but if Sharon Stone says it was caused by bad karma from China's treatment of Tibet, then it's obviously true. If anything, the Chinese people should be thanking Sharon Stone for her clearsighted understanding of the disaster. But it isn't. In fact, one Chinese cinema chain is so outraged by Sharon Stone's karma comments that it's decided to ban all her movies, depriving the Chinese people of surefire future blockbusters like Streets Of Blood and Five Dollars A Day. Maybe we should move to China.
