Sharon Stone Banned From China For Being A Gigantic Div
Then buzz it up
May 28th, 2008 at 14:00 by Stuart Heritage
As a celebrity, Sharon Stone knows that everything she says is ineffably correct - even if it’s clearly the most moronic thing that anyone has ever heard.
Like the Chinese earthquake, for example. Yes, it may have killed almost 70,000 people and forced the evacuation of another 15 million, but if Sharon Stone says it was caused by bad karma from China’s treatment of Tibet, then it’s obviously true. If anything, the Chinese people should be thanking Sharon Stone for her clearsighted understanding of the disaster.
But it isn’t. In fact, one Chinese cinema chain is so outraged by Sharon Stone’s karma comments that it’s decided to ban all her movies, depriving the Chinese people of surefire future blockbusters like Streets Of Blood and Five Dollars A Day. Maybe we should move to China.
Nobody really knows for sure whether karma actually exists or not, but we’ll soon find out. If, for instance, Sharon Stone is sunbathing in her garden and she’s inexplicably speared through the heart by a giant frozen piss icicle that’s been ejected from an aeroplane 30,000 feet up, then there’s a pretty good chance that karma is real after all.
Because if karma does exist, then Sharon Stone has to be pretty near the top of the payback list at the moment, for effectively claiming that we shouldn’t worry about the unthinkably tragic recent Chinese earthquake because everyone in China had it coming. Honestly, this is what Sharon Stone said:
“I’m not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And then this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and then I thought, is that karma? When you’re not nice that the bad things happen to you?”
Oh, by the way, did we mention that Sharon Stone said this to Hong Kong’s Cable Entertainment News? She actually said it to some Chinese people. There’s no word as to whether or not Sharon Stone then put a lampshade on her head, made her eyes all squinty and rolled around on the floor screaming “Ah! Me so solly! I am lesponsible for this tellible tlagedy! Ching chong ching chong!” to try and further get her point across, but we wouldn’t be surprised.
Anyway, the Chinese are furious at Sharon Stone’s complete lack of any sensitivity surrounding the earthquake. So much so that Ng See-Yuen, founder of China’s biggest cinema chain, UME Cineplex, has decided to ban all future Sharon Stone movies from every one of his movie theatres.
Still, our message to the people of China is this - look, you have every right to hate Sharon Stone. Really, you do, she’s a fucking retard. Her mouth should be sewn up and she should be set on fire and chased around town by a gang of wild animals. She’s an idiot. But, deep down, you should be thankful that a sanctimonious, badly-informed, spiritually whorish turdhole like Sharon Stone has decided to turn her back on you in your greatest time of need.
Because, seriously, the alternative involves her writing you one of her shit-awful charity songs. And you’ve already been through enough misery for that.
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May 28th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
sharon stone you can be a bitch but you can’t be such a bitch
May 28th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
So, wait, this crusty old vag-flashing hag insults their country and her movies get banned? Please, Sharon, puh-leeze say something nasty about England so we never have to suffer any more of your crap-ass movies again, either! Save us from Basic Instinct 3!
May 28th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Sharon,
You are correct. The quake was the karmic fruit of Chinese oppression of Tibet. Tell it, Girlfriend!
May 28th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
I am a Chinese, I think she’s really a retard.
unforgivable! the earthquake killed so many ppl, and there’s still many continous earthquakes afterwards, even now, and this moron said such things! how can i stand it when everyday in TV I saw so many children’s innocent and crying faces?? their parents are dead for your ‘Christ’s sake!
May 28th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
hey, Diggy Zazz
Tibet is part of China and tibet people actually living quite well, go there take a look;
Iraq is not part of USA(they are now? ha ha!)
and Americans fuck iraqis quite hard, dont you think? you like bloody, USA!
May 29th, 2008 at 1:00 am
well maybe she’s right…
maybe if they stopped violating human rights by i.e. carrying out public mass executions at the stadiums..
on top of that there’s Tibet, killing newborn girls and all bunch of other terrible things they do..
maybe if they stopped that…
May 29th, 2008 at 2:40 am
Diggy Zazz, you are very ignorant and stupid. Would the US’s hurricanes, wildfire, and 9-11 be karma then?
Most of the people who died in the earthquake are innocent children! Not to mention, Tibetans are actually the largest minority in China and HUGE NUMBERS of them died too in the quake. I don’t think karma works like that. Typical Hollywood propaganda! DO YOU EVEN KNOW TIBETAN HISTORY???
May 29th, 2008 at 5:50 am
What a Shame! Sharon Stone with no heart ! Rest In Peace for all earthquake victims. God Bless Survivors !
May 29th, 2008 at 7:22 am
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May 29th, 2008 at 8:42 am
What’s left to say? A horrible event cheapened by a vacuous slag.
Go China!
May 29th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Mmmm. 9-11 anyone?? With that sort of logic I guess the Americans got what they deserved! But i guess that is just taking it too far. or a little bit too close to home.
May 29th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
“With that sort of logic I guess the Americans got what they deserved!”
OMG YU BATER BE ACREFUL JURY FALEWELL SAID THAT AND THNE HE DIDE AND PAT ROBETRASON TURNED INTO A ACRROT AND GOT ET BY THE EASTAR BUNNEH
May 29th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
FranZ Mok Says:
May 28th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
I am a Chinese, I think she’s really a retard.
unforgivable! the earthquake killed so many ppl, and there’s still many continous earthquakes afterwards, even now, and this moron said such things! how can i stand it when everyday in TV I saw so many children’s innocent and crying faces?? their parents are dead for your ‘Christ’s sake!
FranZ, what does being a “retard” have to do with this story? Sharon Stone said a terrible thing. Now so did you. There is no need to demean people with special needs. They didn’t ask to be born the way they are. Sharon Stone knows better. People living with cognitive impairment deserve better.
It’s not okay to take away their dignity with a casual remark.
Maybe you didn’t realize that when you called her a retard you were being as awful as Sharon Stone.
But, now you do.
May 30th, 2008 at 12:00 am
Shut up faggot.
May 30th, 2008 at 2:03 am
She is a radical Tibetan. I don’t think a normal Tibetan would say something like that.
May 30th, 2008 at 6:13 am
If anyone including those support Tibet agrees Sharon’s perspective, then the same folks would agree the 9/11, Katrina.
If anyone said the same Karma thing during our 9/11, I am sure any Americans will be infuriated.
Obviously, when 40-something Sharon Stone acted in Basic Instinct 2, the movie already showed that she is a very ignorant person about how “pretty” she is.
No “Basic Instinct 3″. Thank you.
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June 12th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Sharon Stone,
You’re a disgrace to your fellow Americans out there.
Many tibetans too died in the earthquake because it was a region close to Tibet. Do they deserve it too?
Read up on your history on Tibet and China and find out who the real devil is behind that..
June 12th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Really,
By the way, Tibet was HELL before the Chinese moved in.
Check out
http://english.cri.cn/2946/2008/04/10/176@344049.htm
http://www.trimondi.de/EN/interv03.html
ignorant prats.
By the way, if you’re American, do think about Hawaii before you go on talking from your arse.
June 18th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Either Sharon Stone was born without brain cells, or she just spent a really long time banging her head against a wall. It’s probably the latter one.
June 18th, 2008 at 10:48 am
I am Chinese and I officially HATE Sharon Stone! I mean, who does she think she is? What does karma have to do with anything? A GIGANTIC amount of sweet, innocent people died, and THEY surely didn’t have anything to do with Tibet! Besides, some TIBETANS died THEMSELVES in the earthquake! How do you explain that, Miss. I-think-I’m-so-smart-but-I’m-actually-the-dumbest-person-to-have-existed-Stone? And who asked for her opinion anyway? Like my teacher says, if you can’t talk sense, you shouldn’t talk at all. And that’s what Sharon Stone should do -shut her big, fat mouth right up and shove her advice up her BUTT! Because really, we are a zillion times better without it!
June 18th, 2008 at 11:02 am
She SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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