Blackout is probably the most important album that Britney Spears will ever release, so how she goes about promoting is key - for example, Britney wouldn't want to cut a mumbled half-interview with Ryan Seacrest short to take a shower.

No, wait, our mistake - Britney Spears would want to cut a mumbled half-interview with Ryan Seacrest short to take a shower. Yesterday morning in what appears to be her only piece of actual promotion for the album that could make or break her future as an artist, Britney Spears had a telephone interview with Ryan Seacrest in which she exclusively revealed her love of cookies and how she thinks the world is slightly cruel. Then Britney abruptly cut it short to listlessly meander off to shower.

Still, at least we know that Britney Spears showers now. We had wondered.