Regressive, backward looking, music-isn’t-as-good-as-it-used-to-be rockers, The Black Keys, have decided to hit out against pop music and award-ceremonies in a move not believed to have been done by any conservative band in the history of white rock music.
They’ve got beards you know, so they definitely mean it. Man.
The group have blasted?the Grammy Awards and acts such as Justin Bieber. This is damning news for everyone involved in both camps because, as you know, The Black Keys are incredibly, incredibly worthy and important.