Articles tagged with: rehab
Hey, everyone! Get ready for the hecklerspray word of the day.
Today’s word: depressed. Adjective.
1. Sad, gloomy; dejected; downcast.
2. Being or measured below the standard or norm.
3. The reason you say you went to rehab, but everyone probably knows you’re a bit of a drunkard because there’s always loads of pictures of you stumbling out of clubs and parties pretty trashed.
Now, try to apply the correct definition to the following statement: Kirsten Dunst has publicly announced that her recent trip to rehab was because she was depressed.
And yes, the correct answer is ‘all of the above’.
Lindsay Lohan went to rehab last year, did you know that? Chances are you did, because that's all Lindsay Lohan ever sodding talks about.
And now, just for any latecomers who didn't know they even cared about it, Lindsay Lohan has started spouting off about her stints in rehab again.
Lindsay Lohan has told People that all her problems stemmed from putting herself in the wrong situations, and that she's changed her life as a result. Incidentally, Lindsay Lohan told People this at photo exhibition - so it's pleasing to see that she's swapped wrong situations for shit ones full of wankers with made-up names.
You've seen Lindsay Lohan's tits, now she wants you see her soul - but it's OK, because it's less alarmingly freckly.
That's right, Lindsay Lohan has done a magazine interview all about the impossible darkness of her last 12 months.
It's an important interview because it marks the first time that Lindsay Lohan has publicly prattled on about herself in, ooh, roughly about six or seven minutes. Plus she's kept her clothes on for this one, so your retinas aren't as likely to snap off and run for freedom this time.
We can't overstate how selfish Eva Mendes is being at the moment - what sort of self-respecting celebrity quietly goes off to rehab instead of having a massive teary public breakdown?
And what's more, it turns out that Eva Mendes has left rehab without immediately trying to validate her stay by combing over every single tiny personal blip she's ever experienced to a number of glossy magazines. The bitch!
However, Eva Mendes isn't through with rehab yet - reports suggest that she's only left temporarily. But that doesn't answer any of our questions, like why Eva Mendes was even in rehab to begin with, or how long her break from rehab will last or if agreeing to star in Ghost Rider was a direct consequence of being hammered on a shitload of drugs. These are the big questions, people.
You know the other day when people were all like 'Kirsten Dunst needs help' and Kirsten Dunst's people were all like 'Shut up, Kirsten Dunst is fine'?
Yeah, they're liars. Kirsten Dunst has reportedly checked into rehab in Utah and - best of all - it's been suggested that she was off her face on something or other when she did.
Now, it's too early to know what - if anything - Kirsten Dunst is addicted to so badly that she needs to attend rehab for it, but senior experts have ruled out toothpaste, dental floss, dental braces or anything to do with her whole dental region because, well, look at her.
