So if you want to sell more records or get more airplay, it’s hardly rocket science to suggest that putting a sexy celebrity in your video is going to increase your chances of success tenfold.

It’s a winning formula – you only need look at the songs below to see that. There are couple of half-decent tracks here, but, let’s face it, they are mostly rubbish.

But yet, thanks to us, they are getting played once again. Damn those super marketing boffins – we fell for it again.

Anyway, enjoy having a good look – you can always turn the sound down.

18. Mischa Barton
Music Video: James Blunt – Goodbye My Lover

Do yourself a favour and turn down the sound.

17. Pam Anderson
Music Video: Lit – Miserable

Pamela Anderson gobbles four musicians – just a typical day.

16. Evan Rachel Wood
Music Video: Green Day – Wake Me Up When September Ends

Waking up next to Evan Rachel Wood at any time would be good.

15. Elisha Cuthbert
Music Video: Weezer – Perfect Situation

Perfect situation? Elisha Cuthbert sticking her crotch in your face.

14. Jennifer Love Hewitt
Music Video: Enrique Iglesias – Hero

OK, forget the song – it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt.

13. Scarlett Johansson
Music Video: Justin Timberlake – What Goes Around Comes Around

Scarlett gets a grip on the Trousersnake.

12. Christopher Walken
Music Video: Fatboy Slim – Weapon of Choice

Sexy? We have no idea. Cool? Definitely.

11. Sarah Michelle Gellar
Music Video: Stone Temple Pilots – Sour Girl
Stone Temple Pilots – Sour Girl

Sour but sweet.

10. Wentworth Miller
Music Video: Mariah Carey – We Belong Together

You almost feel sorry for Wentworth – and not just because of his stupid name.

9. Stephen Dorff
Music Video: Britney Spears  - Everytime

We can only assume he was paid a lot of money for this.

8. Rachel Hunter
Music Video: Fountains of Wayne – Stacey’s Mom

Fountains of who?

7. Johnny Depp
Music Video: Tom Petty – Into the Great Wide Open

Ohhh, he’s so dreamy.

6. Alicia Silverstone, Liv Tyler
Music Video: Aerosmith – Crazy

Is that really his daughter?

5. Gina Gershon
Music Video: Lenny Kravitz – Again

We love Gina Gershon.

4. Angelina Jolie
Music Video: The Rolling Stones – Anybody Seen My Baby

Terrible song – but who cares?

3. Anna Kournikova
Music video: Enrique Iglesias – Escape

We suggest you turn down the sound and fast forward to the halfway stage.

2. Assorted supermodels
George Michael – Freedom ‘90

Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington, Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford and a big Greek homosexual – something for every man.

1. Kate Moss
Music Video: The White Stripes – I Just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself

Kate Moss pole dances – a clear winner.

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Any excuse to go to Legoland and we are there. Although as only a few of us have kids, we usually have to kidnap them to get in. Of course, we are joking. None of us have kids.

Anyway, to satisfy our sad Lego urges thankfully there are people who have decided to create music videos purely from Lego. Of course, The White Stripes did it, but here are 11 others for your viewing pleasure…

11. Guns N’Roses – Welcome to The Jungle

10. System of a Down – Chop Suey

9. The Buggles – Video Killed The Radio Star

8. Rammstein – FeuerFrei

7. Metallica – One

6. Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em – Crank That (Soulja Boy)

5. Michael Jackson – Thriller

4. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

3. Adam Ant – Goody Two Shoes

2. Daft Punk – Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

1. Devo – Whip It