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Russell Brand Gets To Be In New Morrissey Video

by Stuart Heritage

Morrissey might be getting it from all sides thanks to those anti-immigration remarks he supposedly made in the NME, but he’ll always have one lifelong fan in the shape of Russell Brand.

Russell Brand loves Morrissey so much that he’s got a pet cat named Morrissey, and every time he’s tried to interview Morrissey he’s quickly dissolved into giggling fits of awkward schoolboy fandom. And now Russell Brand’s love for Morrissey has been reciprocated. No, Morrissey hasn’t bought a cat and named it Russell Brand – there’s a chance the cat might have come from another country and partially helped to destroy the British identity, meaning that Morrissey would have to knock it unconscious with a spanner and throw it out of the window, or something – but he’s letting Russell Brand be in his new video. According to an email we just got off some bloke:

Popular comedian, TV star and noted author Russell Brand is to star in the promo video for Morrissey’s forthcoming single That’s How People Grow Up. That’s How People Grow Up is due for release on 28th January, one week prior to a 15 track Greatest Hits which spans his unique 20-year solo career.

The video to Morrissey’s new single hasn’t been released yet, so we can’t tell you if it’s good or a self-indulgent bag of cock. But, you know, take a guess.

Morrissey might be getting it from all sides thanks to those anti-immigration remarks he supposedly made in the NME, but he'll always have one lifelong fan in the shape of Russell Brand. Russell Brand loves Morrissey so much that he's got a pet cat named Morrissey, and every time he's tried to interview Morrissey he's quickly dissolved into giggling fits of awkward schoolboy fandom. And now Russell Brand's love for Morrissey has been reciprocated. No, Morrissey hasn't bought a cat and named it Russell Brand - there's a chance the cat might have come from another country and partially helped to destroy the British identity, meaning that Morrissey would have to knock it unconscious with a spanner and throw it out of the window, or something - but he's letting Russell Brand be in his new video. According to an email we just got off some bloke: Popular comedian, TV star and noted author Russell Brand is to star in the promo video for Morrissey's forthcoming single That's How People Grow Up. That's How People Grow Up is due for release on 28th January, one week prior to a 15 track Greatest Hits which spans his unique 20-year solo career. The video to Morrissey's new single hasn't been released yet, so we can't tell you if it's good or a self-indulgent bag of cock. But, you know, take a guess.
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Morrissey Explains Why He Thinks Immigration Is Brilliant

by Stuart Heritage

OK, not quite. But Morrissey has decided to tell his side of the Morrissey/ NME immigration yarn to the most unbiased arena in the land – the official Morrissey website.

Last week, Morrissey’s torrent of anti-immigration codswallop shocked all NME readers – so basically about a dozen 14-year-olds with funny haircuts and cupboards full of skinny ties – to such an extent that Morrissey was forced to sue the magazine. And today on his website, Morrissey is going to explain that actually he’s not a racist, that the NME ignored his requests to help out on an anti-racism campaign and – perhaps most shockingly of all – the interviewer fidgeted a bit and laughs like a schoolgirl.

Oh, it’s on.

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Morrissey Vs NME: Racist Lawsuits A-Go-Go

by Stuart Heritage

Morrissey – the man who appears on the cover of this week’s NME spouting enough anti-immigrant polemic to make Anne Widdecombe look like a straggle-haired pot-smoking hippy – has had enough.

According to the NME, Morrissey spent the duration of a recent interview banging on about how crap immigrants are and how England isn’t England any more like some of dribble-chinned retired bombardier who’s just learnt that three extended Kosovan families have bought the house next door. However, Morrissey seems adamant that that everything in the NME interview is a big fat lie, and so he’s followed through on his promise to sue the magazine for everything it owns.

And by ‘everything it owns’ we mean three Klaxons promo CDs, a sperm-stained poster of The Horrors and as much hair gel as he can eat.

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Morrissey Carps On About Immigration Again, The Big Numpty

by Stuart Heritage

If Morrissey ever gave up music, he could easily forge a second career as the sort of Telegraph-reading, wobbly-jowled splutterer who sits in the Question Time audience all night just so he can make one disparaging remark about the Polish.

Because, 17 years after he almost fatally wounded his career by jigging about in front of several National Front members wrapped in a Union Jack, Morrissey seems to be at it again. Apparently Morrissey has used an NME interview to tell the world how much he hates immigrants and how “England is a memory now.” Quite why Morrissey would want to stir up such a political hornet’s nest in the first place is beyond us, although we suspect that Morrissey is simply playing the shock anti-immigration card to promote his pensioner-targeted new album Is It Me Or Are Policemen Getting Younger? and its lead single I’ll Put A Bloody Knife Through That Ball If It Comes Over My Fence Again.

If Morrissey ever gave up music, he could easily forge a second career as the sort of Telegraph-reading, wobbly-jowled splutterer who sits in the Question Time audience all night just so he can make one disparaging remark about the Polish. Because, 17 years after he almost fatally wounded his career by jigging about in front of several National Front members wrapped in a Union Jack, Morrissey seems to be at it again. Apparently Morrissey has used an NME interview to tell the world how much he hates immigrants and how "England is a memory now." Quite why Morrissey would want to stir up such a political hornet's nest in the first place is beyond us, although we suspect that Morrissey is simply playing the shock anti-immigration card to promote his pensioner-targeted new album Is It Me Or Are Policemen Getting Younger? and its lead single I'll Put A Bloody Knife Through That Ball If It Comes Over My Fence Again.
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