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Movies From Beyond: Hobo With A Shotgun & The Monster Squad

by hecklerspray staff

Welcome one and all to the much anticipated return of Movies From Beyond. It’s been a while and in the last year or so we have continued to watch some of the best worst b-movies, cult classics and horrortastic exploitation so you don’t have to… …unless you want to see what happens when a man [...]

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Film Review: Attack The Block

by Justrestingmyeyes

Britain’s had a rum old time when it comes to fictional alien invasions. They started early, with steampunk martians getting all up in our Victorian grills before idiotically sneezing themselves to their constituent pieces in War Of The Worlds. We had a bit of respite in the ’50s as the fashion in the alien travel [...]

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Film Review- We Are What We Are (And You Can Win A Copy Too!)

by Si Sharp

When Jonathan Swift asserted the logic of cannibalism in his satirical essay ‘A Modest Proposal’, he suggested that the poor sell their children to the rich for food. In Jorge Michel Grau’s debut feature-length We Are What We Are the poor have already started eating themselves. This Mexican drama/horror focuses on a family whose principal [...]

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TV Review: OMG! With Peaches Geldof

by Justrestingmyeyes

So, the worst has happened. You’ve woken up and realised you are Peaches Geldof. Now, the most important thing is not to panic. You are perfectly fine. You do not have to do a thing. You don’t have to dig deep inside yourself and work out where your true talents lie. It’d take too long, [...]

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Saw – Going To Stop Trying To Make You Cry Vomit, Soon.

by Mof Gimmers

The Saw franchise is a novel one. Basically, unlike most horror films, this one actively went out to try and make you puke your entire insides up through your tear-ducts. Instead of having ghouls and monsters and the like (which, it has to be said, are stupidly fun), Saw went about getting the protagonist in each film and making them do unspeakably grim things to themselves.

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Exclusive: Tommy Wirkola From Dead Snow’s Top 5 Horror Movies

by David Scarborough

Tommy Wirkola is a new name for the horror genre but his audacious, hilarious and blood-splattered Norwegian Nazi zombie movie Dead Snow, shows that this is one director who has done his homework. If the film isn’t making you laugh, cutting something in half or having intestine pulled out of one of the characters, then [...]

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Top 28 Horror Movie Villains

by David Schwartz

With Halloween just around the corner we thought we would get into the spirit. Well, come up with the worst villains in horror movie history at least.

If horror movies have taught us anything, it is that we are all sick bastards. Sorry, we mean it tells that all like to be scared out of our wits. That’s it. We take absolutely no sick pleasure from teenagers being eaten alive, cut to pieces or burnt alive – it’s all about the thrill of being frightened.

But, of course, the best horror villains don’t tend to be the ones we are afraid of. They are the ones we actually quite like. Unstoppable serial killers, frazzled up kiddie-fiddlers and maniacal dolls are just some of the anti-heroes idolised by horror fans the world over. We just can’t get enough of them, it seems.

Now if you wanted to really get scared, we suggest you make movies about global warming, nuclear holocaust or John McCain.

Anyway, enjoy.

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Nobody Wants To Make Kevin Smith’s Stupid New Film

by Stuart Heritage

Kevin Smith might have inspired hundreds of indie movies about nothing with lots of pointless talking in them, but he just can’t get any love.

For example, the movie that Kevin Smith wants to make after his new flick Zack And Miri Make A Porno is a horror called Red State. Trouble is, Smith says no studio will touch Red State because it’s bleak and dark and utterly noncommercial.

A Kevin Smith film that’s bleak and dark and noncommercial? Is Kevin Smith remaking Jersey Girl already? Right? Right? Because, you know, Jersey Girl was bleak, and it was dark, and, um… yeah. Would someone mind calling us a taxi, please?

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SLACKERJACK – 5 Days a Stranger

by Ian Dransfield

It’s really quite annoying when you ‘discover’ a talent out there that you really enjoy the work of, then it turns out they’re the same age as you are. Not that hecklerspray has an actual age, of course – we are but a huge hive-mind entity made of pure carbon and powered entirely on bicep [...]

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