SLACKERJACK – Throw Paper This reminds us of an episode of The Simpsons. Marge is trying to the kids to do the gardening, but they refuse on the grounds it's boring - later in the same episode Bart gets really excited when he sees a videogame called 'Virtual Gardener' or something along those lines, and rushes to play. Great joke, of course. And ...

Jamie Lynn Spears Loves Being Her Illegitimate Baby’s Teen Ma Jamie Lynn Spears was raised in a totally different environment to the rest of us, so she obviously has her own idea of what's fun. So what does Jamie Lynn Spears think is fun? Sport? Watching TV, maybe? No - according to Jamie Lynn Spears, being a constant slave to a screaming little fleshbag that's stolen the rest of your life and won't respond to reason or logic is fun. We're referring, of course, to Jamie Lynn Spears' new baby. Jamie Lynn has been frothing and fizzing about how brilliant it is to be a teenage mother to OK! as part of a $1 million deal with the magazine that's thought to include rights to interviews, baby photos and the inevitable 'I hate my baby and wish it was never born' postnatal depression exclusive, pencilled in for Christmas.

Disturbing Friday Fun: Stupid Gameshow Answers We don't really need to explain this one to you. Suffice to say: get ready for the esteem with which you may hold the human race to drop a notch.