Do you like running around firing off endless rounds of deadly ammo in Arctic tundras, desolate landscapes, hugely lethal alien jungles, grim nuclear wastelands and the cold, dead air of space itself?
Well, if you’re reading that and taking it literally, we suggest you hand yourself into the nearest psychiatric ward.
However, if you thought: ‘Hey! That sounds like a fun computer game to me!‘, then you’re okay by us. And with the help of Killzone 3, which is due for release soon, you’ll be able to run around with guns! And stuff!
This new version of Killzone 3 looks like a cracker and already has team ‘spray gargling and dribbling with anticipation. Basically, this game, exclusive to the PlayStation 3 (sorry everyone who doesn’t own one) is as explosive as the last outings, but a much more cinematic affair, which means, of course, we can replace our dreary lives with this game.
You get to join ISA forces as they continually pop off round after round at those horrible Helghast lot.
And mercifully, you’ll have more vehicles, more weapons (weapons that blow-up, loads) and a particularly vicious close-combat system, which means that, once you get to know your enemy, you can do amazingly horrible things to them and laugh like a cackling lunatic while you do it.
That’s all anyone wants from a video game, right?
Berating you throughout the game is Drill Sergeant McCain who probably really loves you underneath all that shouting and abusing. Why, you can even get him to be nasty to you on Facebook (facebook.com/ultimaterecruit) and Twitter (twitter.com/SergeantMcCain).
BLAMMO!
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