Jamie Lynn Spears was raised in a totally different environment to the rest of us, so she obviously has her own idea of what’s fun.
So what does Jamie Lynn Spears think is fun? Sport? Watching TV, maybe? No – according to Jamie Lynn Spears, being a constant slave to a screaming little fleshbag that’s stolen the rest of your life and won’t respond to reason or logic is fun.
We’re referring, of course, to Jamie Lynn Spears’ new baby. Jamie Lynn has been frothing and fizzing about how brilliant it is to be a teenage mother to OK! as part of a $1 million deal with the magazine that’s thought to include rights to interviews, baby photos and the inevitable ‘I hate my baby and wish it was never born’ postnatal depression exclusive, pencilled in for Christmas.
There’s nothing that thrusts someone into maturity quite as fast as parenthood. Take Britney Spears for example. Before she gave birth to her first baby, Britney was a slip of a girl who couldn’t be trusted to make any decision for herself. But since she became a mother, Britney Spears has… no, wait, bad example.
Let’s take her sister Jamie Lynn Spears instead, then. True, Jamie Lynn may have shocked the world by getting pregnant while she was still at school to an older boy she met at church, but that mistake of hers has resulted in the creation of a new life that, while technically a Spears, still almost qualifies as completely human.
Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to her little bundle of sexual irresponsibility, a little girl named Maddie, last month. Since having her baby, Jamie Lynn Spears has been quietly sheltering it from media attention by raising it in Mississippi with her boyfriend, who may or may not be a ‘lying, cheating dog‘.
But now that baby Maddie is past that that all-important ’10 days old’ mark, Jamie Lynn Spears has rightly guessed that now’s a good enough time to run screaming to the nearest magazine and blab endlessly about the tot for cash.
Which she has – this week’s OK! magazine has a cover featuring Jamie Lynn Spears and her new baby, and an interview with the new mother inside.
But before you start getting all judgmental about how it’s morally wrong to sell out a baby to a magazine when it’s too young to give its consent, think again.
Ever since she announced her pregnancy, Jamie Lynn Spears has had to battle presumptions that she’s too young to become a mother, and this OK! interview was the perfect chance for her to explain her feelings in a measured, well thought-out manner that would leave nobody questioning her emotional maturity.
So, Jamie Lynn Spears, the floor is yours. What profound insights can you give us on the subject of motherhood?
“I love taking care of her. It is so much fun. I just want to hug her and kiss her, and I’m happy all the time.”
Oh.
Well, never mind. Don’t forget that Jamie Lynn Spears is still only 17 years old, so you can’t expect her to be able to verbalise her thoughts as lucidly as others. Besides, it looks very much like Jamie Lynn Spears wants to be a full-time mother, and that means she won’t be starring in any more rubbishy TV shows. That baby really is a blessing.
So let’s just congratulate Jamie Lynn Spears on her new baby and pray it never succumbs to the mental illness issues that have plagued other members of her family.
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True abt them being slut?
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Wonder if I could get with either of them, or maybe both of them ..at the same time?
hey.. does this mean her baby is a bastard?
I love how everyone assumes jamie lynn spears is just pure trash because of her family roots and her “accident.” We, especially the media, all act like premarital sex is taboo and not accepted in our society. I think almost everyone knows a significant amount of teens have sex, so why take out your spite for premarital sex on this one girl? And people… just because she had her baby it doesn’t mean she didn’t use a condom. NEWS FLASH: THEY BREAK! I agree with the people who criticized this article since it’s just a hypocrisy party going on here. What the author did was bash Ms. Spears for her immaturity when the post wasn’t even mature at all. I think it’s brave of Ms. Spears for keeping her baby, especially since she’s a teen celebrity. However, I think it’s EXTREMELY careless of her to call it “fun” when it’s supposed to signify her entrance in adulthood. On the other hand, this article just bashed up a storm of insults rather than SIMPLY pointing out her mistake. Honestly, if somehow Maddie sees this article in her later years think how she’ll feel about this, or other articles from other blogs and magazines that crucified her and her mother for carrying out her mistake. I don’t think it’s just Jamie who needs some growing up…
Whoever wrong this is being as judgemental as the readers he/she warns not to be.
Jamie Lynn is not the first nor last 17 year old mother than we will see. As far as her reaction, I think it is pretty normal for any first-time mother to be a little dingy about motherhood.
Also, I don’t think anyone can fault her for children who look up to her as a role model. Personally I think children are more mature these days and realizes that while Jamie Lynn made a mistake they don’t have to do the same thing. But don’t blame her if your daughter gets pregant. Blame yourself, and the way YOUR daughter was raised. Parents should be the role models, not some television personality.
and why should I care? People are being ruined all over the planet–the PLANET itself is being ruined– and this is the best we can do? Argue about what’s her name? Let’s wash some blood off the world first, what do you say?
Go Christina, but calm down girl. It’s not worth having an stroke. Peace.
wow i am so so so so sick of media ass ppl complaining about every little thing that happens to celebs.. most of the time its ppl like u that blow things out of proportion.who the hell do u think u are and i seriously hope ur perfect.
Let’s get our priorities straight. Yes, poor teenage mothers are dreadful, but they’re not half as bad as people who write ‘u’ instead of ‘you’.
What in God’s name is going on here? Is this all a result of that Yahoo Buzz thing? Hecklerspray – I hope all these plebs stomping all over your site is worth the extra page impressions-related advertising dollar.
I miss the days when you could count the number of mentalists on one hand and it was a fair fight. Now it really is some kind of tsunami of idiocy.
By my conservative estimate, there are a billion girls that got pregnant as teenagers that are reading this. And amazingly enough, it seems they are all poorly educated and celebrity obsessed.
I don’t know that we can point at a specific cycle of causation, but isn’t this correlation enough?
“anonymous Says:
July 11th, 2008 at 5:51 am
And people… just because she had her baby it doesn’t mean she didn’t use a condom. NEWS FLASH: THEY BREAK!”
I think it was really mean of your parents to tell you how you were conceived. God bless you and keep you sheltered forever and ever.
Jesus Christ. This is fucking terrifying. Make them go away.
zomgz, the media suckz, like you
you mean bigot you,
teen mums rule, you’re just jealous stu.
I think I just about covered it all.
It was a mistake she got pregnant not that she was fornicating. His penis just so happened to slip in and bust a load. She’s stupid for not making him wrap it up. To top it off she’s only 17. If this becomes acceptable in our society what’s next? 13 year olds having sex? Then maybe the preteens?! That’s terrible.
Wow. I cannot believe THIS is the article that generates so many comments. Who cares? Why is everyone so worked up about an article making fun of Jamie Lynn Spears for getting accidentally pregnant while underage, but not about her older sister having mental problems? Or about any of the other celebs who get made fun of on this site?
lol FURREAL let her live her life you low-lifes…. sorry to burst everybody’s bubble. Jamie Lynn will NOT be tunning in to this session. So your all wasting your time and energies. Get a life for the people who are judging her decisions. Stop typing so much and do more for your own children. Jesus Christ life is all about action. If your daughters get pregnant the day after tommorrow it WILL NOT be thanx to Jamie Lynn so you can cancel the floral arrangements you have prepared for her. If your daughter gets knocked up its because guess what?!?1 BECAUSE SHE LIKED HAVING SEX AND SHE DIDNT TAKE PRECAUTIONS. and if your daughter ends up a whore its because she was one all along… and for the most part you as parents will never find out, your daughter will be doing things her whole life you’ll never even hear about. so get over it. take responsibilities for your own actions, your own families, and stop idolizing other peoples. Yea she gets to have a nanny, stop winning because you couldnt have one, yeah she has money, get a second job. Damn man you guys are agonizing this girl for her achievements. Shes 17 but she made a career and she’s made money and she’s made a name for herself. good for her. I’m sorry she had the baby so young but ONLY because she could’ve enjoyed her childhood alot more but to the suprise of many LIFE DOESNT STOP WHEN YOU HAVE CHILDREN. may god forgive all the judgemental negative things you people have said on this article. Good luck to her.
I feel like everyone is right. There are many sides to this story…..Yes, she should have known better to protect herself if she wanted to have sex so badly. I mean what in the hell are condoms and birth control for if no one is going to use them. And yes, in certain ways she is setting a bad example for young teens who idolize her. They see her as someone they want to be when the get older or whatever, but i do feel if the parents have set a positive way of living into their heads than what someone else does should not have any effect on them. and Yes, she should of explain herself better when she got pregnant and after the baby, but maybe she wanted everyone to know that she is making this situation as positive as it can get. I am not happy with the articles i read about her either. I do think she is catching hell for being pregnant at a young age. And she should. And i can kind of relate to the author. I see why he is so upset because she is someone that should set an example to her fans. But Things do happen. So i stand inbetween.
She’s a bad example for everyone, and a stupid slut for not making a smart choice about her pregnancy, having sex at such a young age, and encouraging other girls that it’s okay to have sex at such a young age or become teenage mothers. She’s glorifying teenage motherhood, in spite of it being such a big issue today. She needs to go back in school and learn how to make responsible decisions.
anyone out there can you help me get skin like jamie lynn i have baby at 17 yaers old well am still 17 but ever seen i have my baby i still have my babyfat i need loes the wight ever day of my lelf i cry b-uz i dont even fit in to my old clo ijust wish would in two them once more can some one halp me loes wight
ANYONE WHO WANTS TO DEFEND AND TAKE THE SIDE OF TEEN MOTHERS MUST BE BLIND OR A TEEN MOTHER THEMSELVES!!!!
F.Y.I SOME OF US THAT HAVE JOBS, A CHUNK OF OUR MONEY GOES TO THOSE SLUTS WHO THINK ITS CUTE HAVING A BABY AND TRUSTING NO ONE ELSE BUT A BOY
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