Whilst not content with gifting the common man with the hilarity of drunkenly addressing anyone under the age of twenty-five on the street wearing a silly hat as ?Oi! You! N-Dubz!?, Dappy has gone one better by getting himself chinned for dubious reasons in the least ?urban? manner possible.
At time of writing, we are not sure if it was Evian or Perrier, but someone has clocked the bonce of the bobble-hatted imbecile with some volcanic-filtered water and further detracted from his non-existent credibility.
As of Friday, he's ten-grand down on the situation as a supposed aggressor took a chain from him worth that amount. We?d no idea Elizabeth Duke sold anything that expensive.