Whilst not content with gifting the common man with the hilarity of drunkenly addressing anyone under the age of twenty-five on the street wearing a silly hat as ?Oi! You! N-Dubz!?, Dappy has gone one better by getting himself chinned for dubious reasons in the least ?urban? manner possible.
At time of writing, we are not sure if it was Evian or Perrier, but someone has clocked the bonce of the bobble-hatted imbecile with some volcanic-filtered water and further detracted from his non-existent credibility.
As of Friday, he's ten-grand down on the situation as a supposed aggressor took a chain from him worth that amount. We?d no idea Elizabeth Duke sold anything that expensive.
Apparently the ?theft? took place in a restaurant ?rest room? in Fulham. By which we take to mean the ?bog? of some shit-hole diner. we're not suggesting for a second that anything untoward happened in this toilet that resulted in Dappy losing some jewellery to another man, just as no-one thought it a bit odd back in 2004 when well-known heterosexual Kevin Spacey had his phone ‘stolen’ in a London park at four in the morning by some bloke and then retracted his claim of the mugging and refused to press charges.
Dappy reportedly marched out of the toilet, accused a table of diners of orchestrating the whole thing, properly kicked-off and got clonked on his noggin for his trouble.
By a bottle of sparkling mineral water.
And then refused to press charges. We would again like to stress that we are not saying anything untoward happened in that toilet.
Improbably, Tinchy Stryder was also present but kept well out of it.
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