Sesame Street. Not nearly as innocent as you think. Seriously. It should be called Sesmutty Street after they threw a load of sexy filth at the eyes of the world’s children, presumably getting big furry erections and laughing at our outrage.
The official line on all of this is that the Sesame Street YouTube channel got taken offline after hackers uploaded pornographic videos.
Big Bird, Elmo and Co. are ruthlessly blaming it on some hacker called ‘Mredxwx’. Mr Ed himself has come out and said it isn’t him, mainly because his hooves and computer keyboards don’t get on. However, we can exclusively reveal that Sesame Street is, and always has been, absolute filth.
10 - Quick, Diddy, talk politics while looking as if you’re masturbating!
9 - Nutty celebrity stalkers. See, this is how you stalk someone properly. You know who you are – Popcrunch
8 - Want to make a Five Intersecting Tetrahedra Dodecahedron? OK! – Instructables
7 - Probably best not to watch this if you have children, or are planning a trip to a theme park – Local6
6 - Genius. Never send drunken abusive emails again – Gmail Blog
5 - Here’s a new planet that’s denser than lead. And yet somehow still not denser than anyone who’s ever appeared on Big Brother -Discovermagazine
4 – Weezer breaks several world records, probably including Most Embarrassing Creative Slide By A Band Between Their First And Sixth Albums – Absolutepunk
3 - Why you should never eat at Burger King -Submiturpics
“DO YOU KNOW THE WAY SESAME STREET?†barked the interrogators to the cold and quivering people at hecklerspray. After several hours of being abused and poked with spatulas we were finally let go, after the US Army finally realised we didn’t know how to get to Sesame Street.
More then likely because it’s not real.
But for once we have to hold our massive hands up and admit that someone does actually know where the sodding place is. Would you believe it, the person in question is the most unlikely of sources; none other then publicity-seeking semi-celebrity and occasional footballer David Beckham.
Perhaps he stumbled on the Street after getting lost on his journey back from training to his fifty-seven bathroomed mansion. You do have to feel sorry for the poor kid, seeing as he has probably just learned the difference between left and right.
Sesame Street. Not nearly as innocent as you think. Seriously. It should be called Sesmutty Street after they threw a load of sexy filth at the eyes of the world’s children, presumably getting big furry erections and laughing at our outrage.
“DO YOU KNOW THE WAY SESAME STREET?†barked the interrogators to the cold and quivering people at hecklerspray. After several hours of being abused and poked with spatulas we were finally let go, after the US Army finally realised we didn’t know how to get to Sesame Street.
