Articles tagged with: elmo
WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 8 October 2008
10 - Quick, Diddy, talk politics while looking as if you're masturbating! 9 - Nutty celebrity stalkers. See, this is how you stalk someone properly. You know who you are - Popcrunch 8 - Want to make a Five Intersecting Tetrahedra Dodecahedron? OK! - Instructables 7 - Probably best not to watch this if ...
Elmo Tries to Educate David Beckham
“DO YOU KNOW THE WAY SESAME STREET?†barked the interrogators to the cold and quivering people at hecklerspray. After several hours of being abused and poked with spatulas we were finally let go, after the US Army finally realised we didn’t know how to get to Sesame Street. More then likely because it’s not real. But for once we have to hold our massive hands up and admit that someone does actually know where the sodding place is. Would you believe it, the person in question is the most unlikely of sources; none other then publicity-seeking semi-celebrity and occasional footballer David Beckham. Perhaps he stumbled on the Street after getting lost on his journey back from training to his fifty-seven bathroomed mansion. You do have to feel sorry for the poor kid, seeing as he has probably just learned the difference between left and right.
“DO YOU KNOW THE WAY SESAME STREET?†barked the interrogators to the cold and quivering people at hecklerspray. After several hours of being abused and poked with spatulas we were finally let go, after the US Army finally realised we didn’t know how to get to Sesame Street. More then likely because it’s not real. But for once we have to hold our massive hands up and admit that someone does actually know where the sodding place is. Would you believe it, the person in question is the most unlikely of sources; none other then publicity-seeking semi-celebrity and occasional footballer David Beckham. Perhaps he stumbled on the Street after getting lost on his journey back from training to his fifty-seven bathroomed mansion. You do have to feel sorry for the poor kid, seeing as he has probably just learned the difference between left and right.
