Sesame Street. Not nearly as innocent as you think. Seriously. It should be called Sesmutty Street after they threw a load of sexy filth at the eyes of the world’s children, presumably getting big furry erections and laughing at our outrage.
The official line on all of this is that the Sesame Street YouTube channel got taken offline after hackers uploaded pornographic videos.
Big Bird, Elmo and Co. are ruthlessly blaming it on some hacker called ‘Mredxwx’. Mr Ed himself has come out and said it isn’t him, mainly because his hooves and computer keyboards don’t get on. However, we can exclusively reveal that Sesame Street is, and always has been, absolute filth.
You already know that Bert Is Evil, directly involved with the KKK and the JFK assassination. Now, the rest of the gang are peddling smut to the world and blaming it on a hacker/talking horse.
Those dastardly swine at the Children’s Television Workshop posted a message alongside the X Rated material saying:
“Who doesn’t like porn kids?”
While that is 100% correct (everyone likes bongo films), they shouldn’t be so flagrant about it, forcing it upon our children and completely disregarding the thrill of shame we all have when secretly watching knacky films. STOP SPOILING IT FOR US ALL SESAME STREET.
It is estimated that 140,000 subscribing children will have been subjected to sexy times by Cookie Monster and chums. Half a billion filthy clicks! Imagine.
And we’ve got our hands on a screengrab from the Sesame Street YouTube channel during the alleged hack.
The image clearly shows Bert – him again – indulging in bestiality with what appears to be a juvenile two-headed goat. Could the residents of Sesame Street be more offensive?
Ban this sick filth.
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d says
Menah menah … bee bee bah dee bee.
Menah menah … bee bee bee dee.
Menah menah … bee bee bah dee bee.
Bah dee bee, bah dee bee, bah dee bee dee dee.
(close enough)
d says
After going back and watching the original videos I realize the “bee bee bah dee bee” in the above comment all have to be replaced with “doot doo dah doot do”. Sorry