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Lindsay Lohan’s Mother Gets Horrifying Reality TV Show

by Stuart Heritage

If you ever got the feeling that Dina Lohan’s sole aim in life was to live vicariously through Lindsay Lohan’s fame and notoriety, then think again.

Because now Dina Lohan is a star in her own right. Not a film star or a music star like Lindsay Lohan is, though, it’s even better than that – Dina Lohan is going to be become a reality TV star.

E! has finally announced the production of Dina Lohan reality TV show Living Lohan. It’s a wake-up call for all parents really – if you constantly push your young children into a life of showbiz until they eventually crack and become drug-addled, rehab-addicted global jokes, then maybe you can be like Dina Lohan and get a shitty reality TV show that hardly anyone’s going to watch anyway too. Live the dream, parents!

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Dina Lohan: ‘Look At Lindsay Lohan’s Naked Boobs! They’re Awesome!’

by Stuart Heritage

Several things must have gone through Lindsay Lohan’s mind as she posed for those naked photographs, like “I hope they dial down my bright red pubic hair with an airbrush” and “what will my mother think?”

But, although she was right to worry about the first one, Lindsay Lohan has no reason at all to fear the latter, because her mother Dina Lohan bloody well loves the naked Lindsay Lohan photos that were published earlier in the week.

That’s good to see – Dina Lohan’s endorsement of Lindsay Lohan’s nude photoshoot is not only heartwarming, but it’s also softened her up for all those Lindsay Lohan Hot Bitch XXX Dildo Slut Action DVDs that Lindsay will be reduced to starring in by 2010.

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