Articles tagged with: David Duchovny
David Duchovny might have pooed away his movie career making that lousy X Files movie, but you know what? At least he's got his dignity. Yes, say what you like about David Duchovny, but you can't fault the flawlessly dignified way that he overcomes life's obstacles. As an example, the statement that David Duchovny released yesterday claiming that he's a long-term sex addict and that he's seeking treatment in rehab for it was as noble and elegant and, yes, dignified as you could ever ask for. Also - David Duchovny's a sex addict? Hahahahahahaha hahahahaha hahahaha haha ahaha hahahaha ahaha haaaa! What a tit.
Creator of The X-Files TV series Chris Carter has told anyone who’ll listen that this new movie adaptation will not be about aliens, the government, Tunguska, or in any way mention The Lone Gunmen. What Chris is trying to say is that The X-Files: I Want To Believe, will not be the load of old tripe we're expecting; this despite the reoccurring cast of David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson apparently being past their pin-up days and Billy Connelly appearing on screen for more than five seconds.
Since the Red Hot Chili Peppers are probably the world's most overrated band, and Showtime's Californication is probably the world's most overrated TV show, you'd think the two would be happy bedfellows.
But that's not the case, no siree. The Red Hot Chili Peppers hate the David Duchovny show Californication because it shares its name with one of their singles and albums, although we forget which one. And so furious are the Red Hot Chili Peppers over the apparent theft of the Californication title that they're suing Showtime for it. That's bad news for Showtime, but we can understand why the Red Hot Chili Peppers did it - after all, if TV shows start stealing their names then it ultimately weakens their brand of drearily insipid identikit bass-solo loving white rich-boy MOR funk-rock that only people's dads really like if they're honest.
