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Skins Review: Sweaty, Sweaty, Skin

by Lauren Mullineaux

Come on guys you know the drill by now: Bristol, rich kids, drugs, drama, overwrought emotional turmoil, and sweat… buckets and buckets of filthy sweat dripping from practically every pore of every person.

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WATCH THIS! Cutting Through The Chaff So You Don’t Have To.

by Robin Darke

It’s that time again everybody, the time that we have a quick flick into the future to see what’s going to befall your houses, via the magical medium of television. It would be wonderful if we could tell you what was going to happen in your life wouldn’t it? Instead watching hours of TV, only to have zero of feedback from you ungrateful sods, we could say that “You will meet a tall dark stranger who will offer you wonders beyond measure” but in reality you will stumble into a tramp, drop your coffee into his lap and learn some new, swearier words for “stupid woman”.

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Del Boy And His Only Fools And Horses Go Stateside

by Kris Silver

The Brits was on the telly last night, as you may have noticed. A celebration of all the best musical talent that Britain, well… the Brit school, has to offer. American’s just wouldn’t get it, if it were up to them they’d just take the essence of our poncey awards bash, throw in some no name to front it and rename it the Grammys or something.

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Skins Review: Yes, It Really Is Still On

by Lauren Mullineaux

Instead of listening to uplifting music we’re continuing on the emotional, spiritual, and frankly suicidal journey that is Skins because somebody HAS TO and that somebody is us. As the introductory voice over regales us with her warnings that “Scenes may contain drug use, sex, and violence,” we curse ourselves NOT AGAIN and continue to [...]

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WATCH THIS! A Week In Television For Bozos

by Robin Darke

Right you horrible lot, shall we get this started? Because by the sounds of the naysayers on TV and radio and in the papers, eventually we’ll all be out of a job and by that point, no one will have a TV anymore and we’ll all by using someone else’s children as currency.

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Something For The Weekend Moves To Channel 4, Words Almost Fail Us

by Robin Darke

Remember when Something For The Weekend was cancelled and there was a national celebration that, finally, Tim Lovejoy was taking his generally misogynistic squabblings and going the way of the dinosaur, or Linda Robson?

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Skins: Bristol Rocked By Ultra-Violence And Trying To Act Like Woody Allen

by Lauren Mullineaux

Well we genuinely thought Skins had ended so this review is a massive disappointment not only to you, but to us too. There can’t be much left now right? We’ve already watched three whole hours and some finely placed Durex adverts. That’s longer than a film. There is surely nothing left for them to do here since they murdered everyone last week?

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WATCH THIS! Television Picks For The Unswervingly Lazy

by Robin Darke

We’ve all had a very hard week haven’t we? Valentine Day is completely sorted (some chocolates, that 7p ASDA Valentine’s card and a quickie will do), our interest in Katy Wix and Anna Crilly, the two women who advertise Harvey’s during Coronation Street, has started waning and we’ve emotionally dealt with that, we’ve seen Madonna’s vagina more times this week than we’d like to admit, and we’ve fended off numerous LoveFilm ambushes on the High Street (they can’t ask us whether we like film if they have no tongues).

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Skins Review: Something Happened With Those Good Looking Simpletons Again

by Lauren Mullineaux

Winona Ryder once said: “Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit now has a body count,” clearly she was watching Skins where, in the opening three episodes of the season, two people have been brutally butchered from the cast list. We haven’t seen one funeral.

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WATCH THIS! The Best Of The Weekend’s Tellybox Guff

by Robin Darke

You’ve had a very hard week haven’t you? That Diane in accounting asked you to do that did she? She takes you for granted so much you know. We at Hecklerspray love you very much. We would never take you for granted.

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