Posts tagged as:

cameo

A Closer Look At Batman’s Batwing From Dark Knight Rises

by Mof Gimmers

Oooh, Batman! You think you’re sooooo cool don’t you? With your Kryptonite and truth lasso. You ain’t all that. You’re just some rich kid with a load of gadgets. You may as well be one of the girls from Something For The Weekend. If you should end up on SFTW, do us a favour and [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

First Look At The Stupid Batwing That Batman Will Grunt In During The Dark Knight Rises [Video]

by Mof Gimmers

Emo wet-dream, Batman is coming back to the cinema screens all growly and grunty, in The Dark Knight Rises, complete with hipster approved cast members, Gary Oldman, Joseph Gordon Levitt and Tom Hardy. It’s just short of having a chest-tattoo, loafers with no socks on and a one-speed racer. Speaking of vehicles, Batman 3 with [...]

1 comment Read more >>>

Michael Jackson In Bahrain Escape Plot If Found Guilty Of Fiddling With Knobs That Weren’t His

by Matthew Laidlow

The only people counting down the days to the Michael Jackson ‘Moonwalking For Justice’ manslaughter trial, are members of his immediate family and his slightly psychotic followers. Oh, how we look forward to seeing scores of Jackson fans with badly scrawled banners, candlelit shrines and people walking around in monkey costumes. And poor ol’ Dr. [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Conrad Murray Trial To Avoid Michael Jackson’s Dubious Past, Remarkably

by Mof Gimmers

As we saw in a recent rape trial involving a certain influential banker and a maid, judging someone on their character is a big deal in the American legal system. Basically, if you’re a dodgy sod, people are less likely to believe your defence. However, with Michael Jackson, he gets special rules because he’s really [...]

5 comments Read more >>>

Beyonce To Perform At Michael Jackson Tribute Well Away From His Mental Fans

by Mof Gimmers

We’re a little obsessed with Michael Jackson here in the ‘spray hole. Well we would wouldn’t we? He’s fascinatingly odd. We could stare at his gargoyle face all day long. Y’know, that one that didn’t change at all in the 40-odd years he hobbled around this poor planet. His behaviour was like a particularly odd [...]

4 comments Read more >>>

Justice For Michael Jackson Rally Planned In Erm…Oxford?

by Matthew Laidlow

Ding dong the witch is dead sang the Munchkins in the Wizard of Oz when their evil overload melted to death. We don’t know if any of the alleged victims of the Michael Jackson touching-up trial sang anything along those lines, but it’s genuine fact that Jackson fans consoled themselves via mass weeping sessions, crotch [...]

8 comments Read more >>>

The Story Of The Michael Jackson Tribute Gig And Kiss Calling Him A Nonce

by Matthew Laidlow

Moon walking. That’s what the slightly deluded, psychotic and mentally challenged Michael Jackson fans will be doing at his tribute show in early October, whilst frothing at the mouth. However, it does seem slightly strange that Jackson’s followers will gather in Cardiff’s Millennium Stadium whilst alleged manslaughterer Dr. Conrad Murray faces trial. According to you [...]

3 comments Read more >>>

Michael Jackson Tribute Line-up Announced! All The Famous People Seem To Be Busy

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when the organisers of the Michael Jackson tribute gig said that those who travelled to Cardiff (obviously the natural home for a MJ tribute) would see “the biggest and best concert in the world”? Well they won’t. By some distance too. See, the initial line-up has been revealed and it looks more like a [...]

4 comments Read more >>>

Michael Jackson’s Erotic Sketches To Be Given To Sick Children

by Mof Gimmers

Michael Jackson loved children didn’t he? He really loved them. He let them stay over at his house. He even protected them from night terrors in his bed while they slept with one eye open. He really touched those little darlings. And now, even as a very famous cadaver, he plans to hover over children [...]

23 comments Read more >>>

Batman On Set And Bane Is ‘F*cking Cool’

by Mof Gimmers

Tom Hardy, who stars as baddie Bane in the new Batman flick, has been a little cool on the whole project talking about its likeness to Starbucks and bleating something about ’boutiques’.  However, he seems to be relenting a bit after making an admission about his character. He recently admitted that he thought his character [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

← Previous Entries

Next Entries →